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Screw KFC

You know what I hate?

The taste of KFC.
Yeah, you should know what it tastes like. Unless you're one of those rich kids who haven't eaten a single fast food meal in their life.

That horrible and disgusting taste of coke, coleslaw, mash potatoes, and fried chicken all wrapped up on your tongue.



Some sorta like this just minus the fake tortillas.


Yeah well it sucks. And I hate it. Screw you KFC.

3OH!3

I feel so badass listening to 3OH!3. O__O I think it's cause of their voices.

Well anyways, I love 'em, so I pimp 'em.

My fav song for now is Dance With Me.



And I never noticed how sweet Colorado Sunrise was until I read the lyrics and stuff.



I'm really amazed at 3OH!3's versatility. When I first heard Don't Trust Me I thought they would be just another one hit wonder myspace band since they got this techno-rap-rock thing going on like the other bands at myspace.



...but fate somehow lead Jessie to send me Still Around.




I know it's lame but I found love at first sound. =)

After that I started listening to their other songs and I now love about 80% of all their songs. Some songs I can't get used to cause those just don't suit me. But anyways, it's still love.


And for anyone who's curious, they named themselves 3OH!3 after their hometown area code in Colorado.


So, quick go listen to all their songs. I'm sure at least 50% of them will be worth your time unless you friggin Obama or Hitler and have a country to dictate.


P/S: OMG how did I not notice this version before?! Fuck it's awesome. The beat is more heavy and even though Katy's voice doesn't seem fitting to the song sometimes, the beat is still the best.




Fuck I'm in love with their songs.

bakeddd againnnn

... Okay I know this is my 3rd post within a 24 hours span but just let me be, I'm under stress.


I baked! =D Again! (Cause I found out that baking is actually a really good way manage anger. Plus you can feed other people. So it's an epic win situation.)

I baked Castella/kasutera/japanese-sponge/bitch cake. Whisking with your hand alone is hell. D= Which is why I failed last time. Well anyways, this time it came out well.
Texture, smell all good. Taste not sure cause it needs to settle for a day before being cut. (Wtf right?)

I hope my brother or my dad won't suddenly get hungry and decide to scourge the kitchen for food suddenly and devour the whole thing. -__-

Fuck I'm pissed

I usually don't get pissed off so much or easily by a person, but this time I've reached, passed and jumped my breaking point.

This is a major rant so eff off if you don't wanna read a 500 word essay on how much a piece of shit a person is.

My aunt is a BITCH. And I don't fucking care if you somehow fucking find this you judgmental spinster. I hope one day you choke on your words and DIE.

How can someone come into my home as a guest and fucking judge me for who I am with just 2 weeks of seeing me? Barely seeing me actually since I avoid her like the swine flu.
And fucking hell she is not lecturing me for my own good, my mother has tried to do so for the past 10 years and has failed terribly, so I don't think she would do any better. I can actually tolerate my mother more cause she gave birth to me. Sure I'm an asshole sometimes but I can't exactly ignore the fact that my mother gave life to me.

The bitch has come into my home and disliked the way I study, the way I eat, the way I dress, the time I sleep, my friends, my hobbies, and bloody hell she's even insulted my parents before my very fucking eyes even.

The only reason she isn't get punched in the face yet is cause my family is actually pretty respectful when it comes to family ties. Older people get respected because well, they're older. And you know the so called "I've eaten more salt than you've eaten rice" chinese proverb BULLSHIT.

The fact that she's an Australian now and has a heavy aussie accent makes me hate australia. Even though aus isn't really that bad since they had Heath Ledger and the Veronicas and stuff.
Everything she represents, I hate. You know why? I FUCKING HATE HER GUTS.



I'm so bloody ashamed to be blood related to you. You make me wanna puke.

Well thank god you're leaving in 2 day's time. GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE YOU BITCH.

Gay love <3

I love gay men and their music.

Frankmusic



Sam Sparro


(Link to official vid is here. Stupid record companies don't allow youtube embedding.)


Pure blissful POP. =D Never heard such light music in ages man. All this rap/rock/heavy-techno is making me sick.

And totally random but I think Sam Sparro sounds like a black dude singing mo-town.

Guilty Pleasures: Part 1

(Note:I was kinda talking in a different way in this post, was a wee bit drunk. I apologize for any headaches caused.)

Okay my posts are getting boring lately so imma post stuff that are kinda interesting (to me anyways) that I'm checking out now and I'm gonna pimp them. Cause y'know, I only pimp what's hot, and what I check out is alwayyss hottt.

And my list does not contain the usually cheesy teeny booper stuff.
*cough TwilightRobertPattisonJoBrosHannahMontanaStupidShit cough*


Movies. The ones that are already here are in BLUE, the ones not yet here are in RED. Cause you know, blue is cold and old. (Rhyming unintentionally is my hidden talent. And yes, I KID YOU NOT.) Red is warm and coming soon.


1. Marie Antoinette (3/10)



A film about Marie Antoinette, once a queen of England and a woman who was the "most misunderstood and abused" female that ever existed. >_> Pfft. So far I've only seen half the movie on youtube, and yes it is available on youtube, and all I've seen is her living a lavish lifestyle by attending parties, eating decadent french pastries (AND THEY LIKE GETTING FAT. THE ASSES.) and buying millions of bloody shoes.
Millions.
Just imagine Victoria Beckham as a queen and exclude the eating part.



(Macarons, the Oreos of France. Don't be fooled by it's appearance, it's actually really awesome. And you know the french people and their picky-ness. I need to try them out man. Ritz, here I come.)


So far throughout half the movie the only sad thing she has to go through is not getting sex and not getting pregnant. You know, the royal family heir bullshit conspiracies and crap. Well maybe it's too early for me to judge but, I dunno, I think the movie's just okay-okay. The music from the movie is absolute CRAP though. Wtf plays techno at lavish balls?


2. Dorian Gray





Remember Prince Caspian from Narnia? Yeah, that blonde idiot. Well the actor's name is Ben Barnes, and I think you should try to remember it. Even though he once played a crap character in some stupid kid film, he should be given a second chance just cause he looks so bloody handsome in old english-ey clothes.
(And yes I know it's practically impossible not to swoon at guys in old english-ey clothes, *points at Heath from Casanova* but once you see the fat asses from Marie Antoinette, it's not that hard really.)

Well about Dorian Gray. Dorian Gray the film is based on the book The Picture of Dorian Gray. The main theme of the book is about Hedonism, a philosophy which is based on the obsession with the pursuit of pleasure, finding contentment and happiness in all acts that bring about pleasure without caring about the feelings of others nor caring if they are immoral or not. So point blankly, it's aim is GET DRUNK HAVE FUN WOOHOO.
(There are other philosophies on Hedonism, but I'm not gonna bother explain all of that cause it's pretty much sleep-inducing and boring.)

Now, synopsis of the movie. Dorian Gray is a simple normal person until he's swept into some sort of a higher social circle by this Lord Henry person, and like most people would, he got intoxicated by it all and wanted it to last forever. And based on my own interpretation of the trailer which is already as blurry as fuck, the old dude is the devil and wants Dorian's soul. And in return for Dorian's soul, Dorian will get to live forever to attend as many parties as he wants, intoxicate himself into oblivion and last but not least, fuck as many women as he wants.
(Everything in yellow is based on my own views and in no way it is possibly true unless the script writers are as psycho as me. If you wanna know what happens, watch it when it comes out. )


3. Inglourious Basterds





In this movie, Brad Pitt is violent-looking and wearing a military uniform while screaming: "Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps... and I want my scalps!"

Okay, where can I get my tickets? WHERE. D<

Beside Brad Pitt, the main reason I wanna watch this is cause Quentin Tarantino a.k.a sick-ass-fuck-bastard-of-a-crazy-director is the director of the movie. Quentin Tarantino is known for having directed (and produced too, I think) Kill Bill, Planet Terror, Pulp Fiction and all those sick as fuck movies you pussies can't watch.