Hmm... donuts.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Listening to Rule The World by Take That
Mood - Half drunk.

An optimist sees the doughnut whereas a pessimist see the hole, but I see... J. Co.
So what does that make me?

That makes me a Penangite hating all you damn KL-ers out there cause u assholes get to eat rings of sweet bliss.



Meet Hazel Dazzle, my very first (and favorite) doughnut of all the doughnuts in the world. This baby will beat Eddiepuss at dazzling ANYTIME.

Stupid KL-ers.




But anyways, it's 4am in the morning and I'm still blogging which means...

I am high on good music.




Now go listen. This song is amazing man. Has this calming feel to it and a weird way. I love M-Flo. =D

And this one from M-Flo features BoA:



M-Flo to me is like Epik High, just japanese.

And another random video input into this blog post, Ganguros, the panda-lalas of Japan:



Paint marker as eyeliner. O__o And omg that girl's fiance is a MOP.

Commercials, my imaginary best friend. =)

Friday, November 21, 2008

WTF. IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS!

It's 3am in the morning and I come across THIS:







3 words: WHAT. DA. *beep*.

And O_o.
It is so vulgar. But funny.





And omg lol this one:



This one's quite funny too. Saw it when I was 12 or so.



For the people that really hate their own family O__o:



Not funny, maybe the most annoying advertisement I've seen though. This is one REALLY good way to advertise your company, book a 30 second commercial space and repeat company's name for abt 15 times in total:



A thai beer commercial, good acting:



OMG I THINK I DON'T HAVE A FEAR OF CLOWNS NO MORE. Wtf why are they not in Malaysia?!
If they're Ronald's son and daughter, omg their mom must be Megan Fox:





You like the Kinder Chocolate Eggs? Then watch this and never eat one again:



Wow. These are some noodles. O__o:



HOLY SHIT THIS ONE IS THE BEST XD:



Lol the trannies, another reason why I love thai commercials:



Hate children:



LOL:



Thais should be known for their commercials too, not just trannies:



The guy's gonna die alone with 27 cats and happy meal:



Shit man this one damn unexpected and good:



Omg I love commercials. =)
I think I'm gonna be sent to hell for laughing and staring at these videos.

Urban Dictionary

Thursday, November 20, 2008

www.urbandictionary.com

Possibly the best dictionary ever made. I think it even beats wiki.
You ask why? Well, see for yourself.

A few examples:
(Whatever that's in italics and green is an example of the usage of that word in a sentence. )


1. Faux five

When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away leaving you with a non-returned air five... you dork.

"I had just gotten a new job and turned to give Amy a high five to celebrate my coolness, and she quickly dodged my hand leaving me with a faux five. I then felt very un-cool."


2. The royal we.
A social offense that can be called out when one is being falsely spoken for.

"God, we got so plastered last night."
"The royal we. I had a vodka tonic and called it quits. You got so shitfaced you puked on my jacket and then attempted to fornicate with it."
"Good times. We have fun."
"Go fuck a blender."

(btw, fornicate=fuck.)


3.Lego hair
A particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be "snap on".

"Cha Chi hadn't had a haircut in weeks. When he showed up it looked like he had lego hair."


4. Manicorn
A mythical male creature who is successful (read: pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (read: not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (read: not suicidal).
See any John Cusack film (or Chuck Klosterman's witty commentary on Fake Love in Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Pops), any romantic comedy where the flawed guy comes through in the end...

"Where is my manicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"

"Too bad I settled when I got married, I just met my manicorn."


5. Suck it

A term used by the legendary wrestling group, the D-Generation-X, which is often used to imply that you want someone to put their mouth on your dick and suck it like a lollipop.

"Hey everyone! We got two words for ya...
SUCK IT!!!!!"


6. Connectile Dysfunction

1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.

"My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email. "



You want more words?
Go check up urban dictionary then.

chuckpalahniukandcriminalmindsslashie 8D

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

ZOMGWTF. 8D

CHUCK PALAHNIUK ON CRIMINAL MINDS SEASON 4'S EPISODE 2





8D

Don't mind me, I'm just crazy for the moment.
(Yeah it's just his words but omg my fav show and fav author on at the same time is like... omg I feel so happeh and high. WHO NEEDS MARIJUANA WHEN U GOT THIS?! 8D )

The quote was from the book Diary and I just finished reading it at 3am this morning. (GO ME!)

"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will."
-Chuck Palahniuk



I am truly grateful for being alive.

Do I even need a title?

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

I have the urge to rant. So I'm gonna rant.

Screw eddiepuss. PLEASE.
So maybe he'll be happy cause he's finally out of the closet and his fangirls can fangirl even more since he's yaoi. -__-

That's should be all that I need to rant actually, but I feel I need a reason for this hatred. Hatred shouldn't just pop out for no reason, since it is quite a violent emotion.


REASONS WHY EDDIEPUSS AND THE REST OF THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS SHOULD BE SCREWED.


1. The ridiculousness of Stephenie Meyer
Okay, first up one ultimate WTF: female vampires can't have their period=no babies. But male vampires can have sperm=babies.
WTF WTF WTF. STEPHENIE MEYER U SEXIST!
Eddiepuss is gay! Of course he wants a child! Most gay men want children! *points at Clay Aiken* If it wasn't for this stupid thing Stephenie Meyer made up, he would've screwed some hot vampire chick already and spat in Bella's face! Why in the world would he want some weak mortal chick to screw when he could get some never dying forever young vampire chick?!

2. Bella your clumsiness is on purpose.
What biotch can be such a threat to herself until she needs a car that only mafia bosses use!

Meet the Mercedes Benz S600 Guard. Has heavy reinforcements and can withstand armour resisting military-standard small-arms projectiles, hand grenade fragments other explosive charges. Additional safety features include run-flat tyres, a self-sealing fuel tank and a fire-extinguishing system. Also includes the latest braking assistance and brake force distribution features as well as night vision.

What. The. Hell. Does. She. Need. All. This. Shit. For.
Why don't eddiepuss just get her a Lamborghini and get it over with already. And at the same time why not get some driver dude to pump gas for her since she dislikes people staring at her when she's doing it. (From first chapter of Breaking Dawn.)

3. The fangirls.
Again, and again, and again. Nothing is worse than the fangirl. These are the people who tattoo twilight onto themselves, make lol catz into lol vampz, buy 'team edward' shirts at rip off prices, write endless fanfics of twilight, and make me disgraced of my gender.

4. They've turned vampires into pussies.
Cullen family, wake the hell up! You guys are supposed to be cold blooded animals that suck human blood. You guys are supposed to live on the lives of others like your ancestors, Nosferatu, Vladimir, and so on, not make peace with humans. You guys are damned creatures forever!
Who cares if it's the 21st century?
YOU GUYS ARE STILL VAMPIRES.

(And the same goes for you Jacob Black, you are a lycanthrope! You are not forgiven even though you seem a little bit better.)




So my conclusion is...
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Screw Bitchlight. I'm watching Underworld.
Underworld is a series of movies about the fight between vampires and lycanthropes.
It's more truthful to it's past/myths about their ancestors (which equals more violence) plus the characters are more mature and hotter.




Damn it. Rise of the Lycans (3rd installment of the Underworld series) is only coming out end of January. And double-damn, there's no Kate Beckinsale or Scott Speedman in this one. =(

And, okay, maybe the guy in this one ain't as hot as the guy in the previous one, but you can't really blame him. He's a 1st generation lycan while the previous dude was a hybrid vamp/lycan. And the current vamp girl's eyes don't shine and she doesn't wear all leather clothes either like Selene (previous movie's vamp girl).



But hell, I think this one will have the best storyline (and violence), out of all of the movies in the series. So yes, it is a must watch. (And FINALLY, there's no more dominant-main-female-character. The main character's a dude now. )



The trailer for Underworld: Rise of The Lycans

List Of Banned Movies In Malaysia

Monday, November 17, 2008

This here, this beautiful list, is a list of banned movies in Malaysia. They range from comedies, to insightful documentaries about religion and love.


*Note: this list is from wiki. So don't point fingers at me if it's a little off.


So our government wants to ban us from good movies huh?! Like Harold and Kumar?! Sin City?! Queen of The Damned?! The Saw Series?! The 40-Year-Old Virgin?! Hostel?! Brokeback Mountain?! Borat?!

And wtf. Why ban rent?! Rent's a musical! WTF. It's not violent and contains no vulgar stuff wtf why ban?! Siao ah?!


Does this movie about a few friends wanting to sing broadway seem harmful?! It's more gentle than Phantom Of The Opera even! WTF. I think they just banned it cause either one or some of them are lesbian and some others are HIV postive and there's one dude is a cross-dresser.

And cao hai. Mother*beeps* screwed zoolander off our cinemas.





*spits* (Yes I know, spitting is bad, but these guys are worse.)
Well screw you Malaysian Government. Screw you.

We can still get DVDs from our semi-trustful Ah Bengs, limewire, and youtube!
But damn la. Bo song leh watch in normal tv or pc. No good sound effects like in the cinema. =(

But what to do? The government's got their underwear in a bunch and are so tight about everything.


And I think Malaysia's got the longest list of all in the wiki page. -__-

George Nozuka

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Talk to Me by George




Wtf is this guy not famous yet?! His album came out more than a year ago!
He's got a pretty nice voice, looks okay (actually more than okay. *points towards abs*), and his songs are pretty good.

So wtf isn't he famous yet?

And yes I have a way to tell if he's famous or not.
By...
Wiki!

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Not much info. AT ALL. And there isn't a different page for the discography.


Hmm. He needs more pimpin'.


(And another great song.)

Not my dog. >_>

The creature comes from underneath...









The table cloth! =D




HA. So cookies are the solution to earth'd problems. I knew it.

By the way it ain't my dog.
Jooling's.

Only she has pets that weird. -__-

Where have all the smart people gone?!

Friday, November 14, 2008

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On usual occasions I wouldn't give a flying fuck about GSC's bad movie choices, but holy shit on a stick, when I searched the entire movie list and didn't see a single trace of Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist...

(WTF. WHY DON'T YOU SHOW NICK AND NORAH. I WANT NICK AND NORAH. EVEN LEZSAY LOHAN LIKE NICK AND NORAH. NICK AND NORAH! NICK AND NORAH!)

Fuck. I couldn't stand twilight bitchlight no more.


It seems at every inch and corner I look at this movie I just find a goddamn flaw.

1. I actually like the actress playing Bella.
She was that chick from Zathura. I liked her. Now she's playing a twat character, Bellabitch. Thank you MTV, for killing everything I have ever liked.

2. Eddiepuss.
Who's playing Eddiepuss other than... Ah, Cedric Fuckerry.
Annoying as ever in Harry Potter, and will be at least a few million folds more annoying in bitchlight as the 'omgsohawt, dazzlin, bradpittreincarnate, richerthanbillgates' Edward Cullen, better known as, Eddiepuss.

3. The makers, MTV.
I hate you, hate you, hate you, hate you, hate you, hate you, MTV.
HATE. (American MTV btw, no offence to MTV of other countries, even though most of them suck the same anyways. Don't ask why I hate, I just do. )

4. The fangirls.
Maybe the most terrifying of all species of human. The fangirl resides in deep dark corners and pays regular respect and prays often to their god, Eddiepuss. The fangirl is renowned for having terrifying abilities to scream, pounce, and obsess. If meeting a fangirl, do not, and I repeat, DO NOT, offend their god. (Though you may roll your eyes continuously and snicker quietly. You can mock their divine one safely behind their backs.) If bitten by a fangirl, please report to the authorities or you will get hideous rabies on your buttcrack and will suddenly developed a serious case of hepatitise Z.




Edit: I finally found 1 single good part of bitchlight, Jacob Black. Sharkboy seemed to have grew. And yes, his character is as annoying as fuck cause he's a big pussy in the book/movie for obsessing over Bella like a lil puppy dog. BUT! He's hot and he actually has a nice tan. Hmm... tans.
And just a lil picture here to get what I mean...




This proves a fact, people do not need to dazzle under the sun, have infinite amounts of money, and be 100+ years old to look hot. (And can't eddiepuss get a tan?! A fake tan!! Y'know, the one Paris Hilton uses. He's loaded enough to get one anyways. )

Compilations of Insanity. Enjoy.

This is a bullshit list I made for what I'm going to do after PMR when I'm bored and high.
I plan to push myself to the edge of sanity and life itself.
Ah fuck it. I'll jump off. Easier.

note: I'll be updating this spot regularly. Cause y'know, it ain't that easy to die man.

1. Make alchohol ice cubes.
I shall steal my dad's carlsberg and pour them into ice cube box thing and put a skittle in each and every one.
:D Oh yesh. And if I really can't stand them, I'll just give them to my dog.
Insane rating: 3/10

2. Buy 1 cinema ticket but watch 10 movies.
I'll buy a cheapass pass at 6 bucks, go into the cinema, watch my movie, go toilet, and then go to next one. And if I'm really scared that the cinema ushers will bust my ass, I shall leave 10 minutes beforehand to the toilet and hide my ass there.
Insane rating: 7/10 (higher rating cause got chance of being caught by authorities)

3. Squeeeezzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cash outta family and go shopping spree at queens, prangin and maybe times square.
Need about 700 bucks. Have to start saving now. Gonna buy all the bullshit I need for next few years.
Insane rating: 1/10

4. Go genting with jooling again and get into outdoor park without paying.
Holy shit my friends got in once for about 4 hours without paying and they climbed back out. Fucking crazy.
Insane rating: 8/10 (can kena catch by police?)

5. Learn how to cook.
At least learn how to fry an egg gua.
Insane rating: Infinite. (can burn my house)

6. Make sugar coated apples.
Last time I attempted to sugar water thing, THIS was the result:



Oh dear God. Yes I did do that. And yes it is made totally out of sugar and water. I got hell from my mom for this.
Insane rating: 6/10 (1. Can burn house. 2. Can kill microwave. Eh wait, I already killed my microwave.)

7. Burn any PMR related books.
Or maybe not. I should recycle them and save the earth, burning only encourages a carbon dioxide increase.
Insane rating:0/10 (it's kinda expected.)

8. Shave my head. Get stripes.
Holy bucket of water. I did this before but stupid me forgot to take a pic.




And let's do it again shall we? :D

Insane rating: 5/10 (mom's gonna scream at me at the hair saloon I swear)


9. Dye my hair.

Preferably lime shit green. I would go for just normal shit green but normal shit green would look like moss on my head, so lime puke seems like a better choice.

Insane rating: 4/10 (meh. it's nothing.)


10. Find a jumpsuit and dress up as Bruce Lee.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-CHA!
You know what? I'll take that back.

Insane rating: fuck no/10























kua here oo epic lulz

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Omg lolz i got this from an email. It seems nowadays i get loads of lulz stuff.


GSCE 'O' Levels
Hokkien Exam Paper



Instructions:

1. Read the passage carefully

2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.

3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !



Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)


Question:
Singalella why become rich ?



Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.

She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.

Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.

Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.

If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.

Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.

CPF poon boh.

But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.

So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah."

Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, "Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard."

Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.

Tap pai how, buay zhiak, buay koon and buay pang-sai.

That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.

Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?"

So Singaalella kong, "I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian."

She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money."

So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.

She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.

At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.

Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.

Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat", Singalella came in.

Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.

"Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai."

Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!"

Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.

But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.

He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.

So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.

Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.



Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....

A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.

Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.


A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.

zhia lat


E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.

leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean


F9. Don't understand rating.

kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?

lolz @ Gay Jay Chou

...so it seems some people are still damn bo liao.



But lol it's hilarious. So inspiration comes from boredom? O_o
Hmm... boggles the mind.
(by the way, if you're chinese-deficit, the video contains hamsap lyrics of Jay Chou's Qi Li Xiang. )





LOL CAO HAI. Thanks to Jay's 咬字, there's entertainment for us. And the 2nd vid is huo fuck yuan jia





I think this is the funniest one though. xD

from: last person on earth who doesn't get turned on by Initial D

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Dear Vivian .
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds with Paris Hilton and I saw you put leeches on Machester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. (holy effing hell NOH.) I'm returning our matching snoopy-bibs (huh?) to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Go and drown yourself,
Hui Min

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Just joking! =D
I'm not really gonna turn into a transvestite and sell myself on the streets of Love Lane and I don't really like garbage men or fat black cows chicks!
Just doing a tag given by jesshie KOK!
And sorry to vivo for scaring you. =)


Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,-Your name-


1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - CastratePink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family


I tag:
EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN PERSON WHO DOES THIS!
Goddamn do it! You know you want to! xD








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Now for an update on my real life.


I went to genting last Thursday until Sunday. And honestly goddamn man.
So. Many. Lalas.

Me and jooling played a game where each lala we found = 2 points. After just 2 days we got together about 400 points. Freaking crazy. And lalas come in groups mobs hordes INFINITE NUMBERS!


Scary.




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Lala shoes of death. *shudders*


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...and cao hai. It seems like i'm the last person on earth who sucks at doesn't like Initial D. Even monks go all the way to genting to play.


So that was my weekend and umm... "few" days of skipping school. Nothing much you know.



School was BORING! Museum was even MOAR BORING! The museum was so boring that I and a few other freaks actually bothered to come out of the cold nice air conditioned museum and squat in the hot museum garden like drug addicts playing Cho Dai Di.

Cho dai di's some chinese poker game lar. Learned it last week from some friend in genting. Siao jooling played until 4am in the morning with them. >_>







Images from here. Quite a funny blog. Go visit! =D



Cho dai di's a good game at passing time. Play until like 3 hours non stop. >_> Gambling IS fun.

Please excuse my occasional dork moments.

Monday, November 3, 2008

"I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed."

-Kumar
(From the film 'Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay', written by David Feinberg)




And the poem recited from the film.