Stumble Upon.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Stumble Upon to adults is like a playground for kids.


It's full of fun surprising things,










sometimes you meet friends,


you can learn stuff,


@ The Oatmeal. Click HERE.




and there's the occasional pedophile.



Awesome silhouette masterpieces @ HERE.








So go to stumble upon, NOW. www.stumbleupon.com 
And if you're using Mozilla, get the stumble add-on, hours and hours of mindless websites to flip through. Stumble upon is like a remote control to channel surf the internet.





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And on a side note, R.I.P. Rev. 
Drummer of Avenged Sevenfold died today. God took a lot of celebrities this year, but The Rev's death is pure awful to me. =/ He contributed a lot to A7X with the crazy ass drumming, the good side vocals, and his hilarious personality. He will be missed.





pimpin' time.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

The year is ending, and I want to do at least one thing right...

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Blame It On The Pop (Mashup of the top 25 songs of 2009) by DJ Earworm. It'll blow your ears away.

Complaining

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Complaining is a (wonderful, amazing, almost as good as winning the lottery) hobby that everyone has done. Do not deny that you hate complaining. You love to complain, you just hate listening to it.

When complaining to someone we feel like someone actually gives a shit about our problems when actually 80% of the time they're thinking "Hmm I wonder what happens if I burn my toes off? It must be more interesting than this pile of shit."

This is why therapists get a good pay, they have the shittiest jobs ever. (Okay, maybe not since clowns have the job of being retarded for amusement.)

Circle of complaining goes like this:



Well fuck all, in the end everyone's just gonna get a big fat headache.

And so this is why I have devised a plan to lessen complaints. Not permanently destroy all complaints from the earth (2012 apocalypse would be true if that happened.), but just lessen it so everyone won't get crazy.

1. Complain.
It may seem ridiculous to cure complaints by complaining (kinda like curing a hangover by drinking more alcohol...) but it should work!
You can't keep bullshit inside you forever or you'll explode one day like a bullshit volcano. So yes, complain away. Just let it out once though. ONCE.  

2. Find a solution.
Girlfriend left you? Find a prostitute.
Boyfriend cheated? Cut his balls off.
Too much homework? Feed it to your dog.
No problem in this world does not have a solution, the only complication is that some people are unwilling to solve it and would rather just wallow in their sadness.

3. Get over it.
So you got AIDS from the prostitute, jailed for assaulting the cheater, and you failed your finals. Well nothing can be done, time to move on.


Note: Just a humourous way to talk to my self-conscience, do some photoshop, and dabble in "philosophy" or whatever the hell it is.

3 topics, 1 retard.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

This post just reveals my stupidity. I'm making this because I'm shameless and want to wallow in all that is shunned upon. I can so I will.

1. I think I just realised that I may be the messiest person alive.
My room is a complete shithole, I'm actually able to sleep on crap and sometimes I can't even see my floor.
And a picture (wow, I'm amazed too) to show how serious this is:



... and that's just part of it.
The laptop's the cleanest part cause I actually need to life it up sometimes.

2. I pick up random hobbies.
Okay first the baking, then it was the origami, now it's the crocheting. I have got to stop before I become a cat lady on drugs.
...but how can you resist THIS?!



(unicorn bear from HERE. Random picture owner pls do not kill me, I just like your teddy.)

3. I baked and will bake somemore cookies for Christmas.
Anyone want some? =D I need someone, anyone to finish them. I got cinnamon oatmeal, ginger cookies and sugar cookies. (Sugar cookies are just plain cookies really. Don't be fooled by that "sugar" name. I hate excessive sugar.)

OH LOOKIT A PUP. 8D

Tuesday, December 15, 2009




AWW.


Sorry for the sudden dog outburst. It's 7:42 am in the morning and I just had oatmeal with cinnamon.

1 Good Thing About Twilight.

Friday, December 4, 2009

The single good thing to come out from the Twilight saga. How come I never noticed this before?! Oh god maybe I've been ignoring it too much.

Well anyways, click HERE for all the LOL-tastic goodness. This guy is a genius with words and a website.


A quote from the post to talk you into believing me...

"The baby in Bella's belly starts growing incredibly fast. And it starts hurting Bella, as each kick it gives has the super strength of a vampire behind it. As it grows, Bella gets sicker, and then the good stuff starts. The baby kicks so hard it breaks Bella's ribs and then severs her spine. Are you imagining Kristen Stewart wearing a fake pregnancy belly and pretending to have been suddenly crippled by her own fetus? Because I am and it's making me laugh and laugh and laugh."


Well random Devin dude, YOU making me laugh and laugh and laugh. Oh god my stomach almost broke in half laughing. This guy, hilarious. This quote ain't doing him justice. He works better in paragraphs and posts.

God actually likes me in this moment. Wow.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

I feel like buying 500 lottery tickets right at this moment. You know why? Well here's the story...

I was watching How I Met Your Mother like how I do everytime I'm pissed bored at home drowning myself in cookies. I watched finish the most recent episode which is Season 5 Episode 9, Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of The Slap. After that, I decided to randomly click on an episode which I've never watched before. And guess what? I miraculously clicked on the first episode that had the Slap Bet in it.

Am I lucky or is this reverse-Murphy's Law?

Now I need to buy some DaMaCai before my luck runs out.