First and foremost before anything, I would like to bid Michael J. goodbye. ='(
Wasn't that big a fan but I knew some of his songs since I was a kid and I gotta admit, those songs were pretty damn awesome.
Plus the guy holds the record for having the best selling album of all time. No one, and I mean NO ONE, has ever sold more than him for more than 20 years.
Sure the guy had a lot of accusations on him, but those until now are just accusations and aren't verified. Whatever he does in his personal life shouldn't affect his music at all.
And from me a big "FUCK YOU" to all those assholes who are making jokes about him even after he's dead. Let the poor guy rest in peace okay?
Makes me kinda sad to type this all in past tense.
R.I.P M.J. Say good riddance to all the bad media.
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Now for some crisis stuff. Maybe this is gibberish to y'all but I'm spreading the news. About Darfur.
Since 2003 Darfur has been put into an emergency state because of a war. The Darfur government has been committing genocide.
Genocide is, as the United Nations would define, acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical, racial or religious group.
Hating on people just because of how they were born and not how they act is just being Hitler the 2nd. (Hitler committed genocide against jews btw if you're still living under that rock. Get ur ass out of it now.)
And how would you like it if your ethnic group was killed just because they weren't liked? Or if your religious group was killed just because they were following their faith?
Well I can't do much, I'm just one person afterall. But it would help if I spread the news since I kinda noticed some people still go ??? when they hear about Darfur
http://www.stopgenocidenow.org
MJ and Darfur
where is me vodka?!
God it's 4am in the morning and I shouldn't be craving this at this time but...
man I would love some vodka right now.
All that I got in the house though is chivas and some unopened grey goose. And unopened = can't open without the owner's permission.
P/S: Anyone know where I can get those weird flavours of Absolut in Penang?
Major geek moment.
I have a craving... a very bad craving...
...No it's not towards heroin or some weird drugs. -__- I'm too broke to be an addict.
I want a book.
But not just any book.
I want a book that makes me refuse to put it down as if it's gonna hit me with a AK47 if I don't read faster,
a book that blows me away so much tornadoes and tsunamis will seem like a small like exhale of bad breath from you (eat more mentos! like me :D),
a book that makes Chuck Palahniuk, Natsuo Kirino and Haruki Murakami look like amateurs (oh say it isn't so! D=),
a book that holds my attention so much I actually forget to eat and I get to lose some weight (yay =DDDDDD).
But but but...
TAK ADA BUKU LA. D<
Last book I read that was actually worth my time and unputdownable was Beat The Reaper by Josh Bazell. And even that book had a few flaws. It was occasionally (NOTE OCCASIONALLY) confusing, long windy and boring. But it makes up for it all by being vulgarly funny and crazy.
(THE ENDING OF THE BOOK WAS JUST WTF AND BLEW MY MIND. TOTAL MINDFUCK.)
Cost me quite a lot since I don't really blow my money much on things that can be used once only but damn, friggin worth it.
Not sure if I said it before since I'm as absent minded as an Alzheimer patient but maybe I should get this book: Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen.
It's a historical novel on circus life and I think I haven't read about circus life before. I keep reading these books about psychopathic murdering loners and I don't really think that's good for me...
Heroes
Okay I shouldn't rant about Heroes so much since I know not many ppl watch it and I'm starting to look REALLY whine-ey.
Well excuse me for acting like a spoilt brat for 5 minutes please. I need to tell the world how much I hate bimbotic bitchy blondes. (They all start with a B!)
I just finished episode 9 of season 3 and I think they're taking sides already.
Mr Petrelli on one side with his homies while Mrs Petrelli on the other side with her 'hood.
(And there's this issue that's bothering me. Okay I know this movie's supposed to be based on fictional 'science facts', with all the 'formulas' and stuff but some of the abilities are just... WTF. Like flying. I never did understand flying. Are you defying physics or do you have invisible jet packs on your Nikes? 0_o)
Anyways, back to the main topic... WHY IS THERE A BLOND ON BOTH SIDES?!
I hate Claire and Elle soooo much. (Well not as much as Peter Petrelli cause Peter's a stupid pussy with the IQ of a turtle.)
Reason why I hate them:
1. Daddy issues.
Okay your dad may have lied/control/tortured you when you were a kid blah blah yadda yadda crap blah etc. Well whatever, stop it! WE GET IT ALREADY, OKAY?! What is with bimbos and their daddy problems?!
“You know who is confused? Bimbos. They’re easily confused. It’s one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares; their sluggish, unencumbered minds; their unresolved daddy issues. I love them Lily, and they love me. Bimbos have always been there for me, through thick and thin-mostly thin. B-man don’t do thick crust, what up!”
-quote from How I Met Your Mother, said by Barney Stinson the man himself.
2. Some dumbfuck from youtube. (Not a reasonable reason but I'm including it. You can't stop me)
From some random video of Hayden Panettiere (or however you spell it), someone commented that 'she is definetly hotter than megan fox'.
Uh-huh. Yeah right. Totally. -___-
ARE YOU BLIND?! THAT IS MEGAN EFFING FOX YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. MEGAN FOX! THE PERSON THAT WAS VOTED SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE BY FHM.
(oh btw I did a double check on the rumours saying that she was born a man and guess what? They're fake. I don't know whether I should be threatened as a fellow female species or relieved that a man wasn't hotter than 90% of the female population.)
3. They contradict themselves so much
Elle kept shouting to Sylar : "YOU MURDERER!" As if like that's something bad in the show. Well even if it is something bad, her first appearance in Season 2 episode 1 she was already killing as regularly as eating breakfast. -__- And not reasonable killing too. She killed Caitlin's brother which was unnecessary since she didn't even catch Peter in the end.
Why couldn't she catch him? O_o doesn't it take a dumb-eff to know a dumb-eff to catch a dumb-eff?
Okay maybe I should've embrace the only few pairings in the show like Sylar/Elle, Matt/Daphne, Nathan/Tracy Strauss...
BUT WTF ARE THEY ALL BLONDS.
Maker of Heroes, Tim Kring, the Gods, ANYONE, I don't care who, just STOP WITH THE BLONDS. PLEASE. STOP IT. At least make them smart and not so emotional! Maybe you could add in some brunette guys? I don't even care if they're gay and married! JUST ADD THEM IN ALREADY. Someone like Josh Duhamel or something!
Oh wait I'm watching a science fiction. The only ppl that watch these kinda shows are...
male dorks.
...oh so that explains the infinite amount of blonds. Oh crap I think I need to watch shows like House or Desperate Housewives instead.
Interview With The Vampire
Oh goodness. 16 mortal years of my life was not live until just now when I watched Interview With The Vampire and... It's so gorgeous. Twilight is nothing when compared to it. It was made 18 years ago but it still seems as fresh as ever.
Brad Pitt was then still quite young at the age of 27. And Tom Cruise wasn't known for being "that-idiot-who-jumped-on-Oprah's-couch" during that time and was instead almost on the same status as Brad for being super hot.
And I absolutely loved the 18th century setting for the movie. The only time when men could actually wear ruffles and lace and be considered manly.
And the black humour! Priceless.
And damn. I just read wiki and it said that Johnny Depp turned down the role of Lestat. D= He would've been such an awesome sadistic vampire.
100 truths.
I duno how to do Notes in Facebook so imma do it here. YES I KNOW I'M KINDA DUMB. Everyone's kinda technology-retarded sometimes.
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: Water
2. Last phone call: Seetha's sister 0_o
3. Last text message: Susian
4. Last song you listened to: I'm not sure but I think it was Lala by Ashlee Simpson
5. Last time you cried: my eyes didn't water but I know my stomach was bursting with tears when I ate that horrible chocolate cake. (please refer to last blog post if you don't understand)
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: Nope
7. Been cheated on: EVERDAY. D=
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: nope
9. Lost someone special: lots of times
10. Been depressed: who hasn't?
11. Been drunk and threw up: Drunk yes, threw up, no.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLOURS:
12. Shit green
13. rainbow
14. invisible-colour (yes it exists, u just can't see it. press ctrl+a if you want to see it.)
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU: (2009)
15. Made a new friend: Yea
16. Fallen out of love: Yea
17. Laughed until you cried: totally
18. Met someone who changed you: nope
19. Found out who your true friends were: kinda?
20. Found out someone was talking about you: talking bad or good?
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: nope
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: umm... abt 20-30 of them I guess
23. How many kids do you want?: for now, none.
24. Do you have any pets: i don't think that 'demon creature' is my pet. IT IS A MONSTER.
25. Do you want to change your name: nope
26. What did you do for your last birthday: Stare at sheep that ppl gave me.
27. What time did you wake up today: 3 or 4pm
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: lepak-ing at jooling's house while waiting for my mom to talk her ass off
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: graduating secondary school.
30. Last time you saw your Mother: 5 hours ago.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: my habit of procrastinating
32. What are you listening to right now : I THINK it's frog sounds.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: nope
34. What's getting on your nerves right now: my photoshop cs2. It has pms.
35. Most visited webpage: google
36. Whats your real name: Loh Hui Min
37. Nicknames: stupid head. Asshole. Blur head.
39. Zodiac sign: Is that chinese or western? 0_o Chinese, chicken, western, taurus.
40. Male or female?: Female
41. Primary School?: Hun Bin Primary
42. Secondary School?: Convent Light Street
43. High school/college?: Currently none.
44. Hair colour: black
45. Long or short: Medium.
46. Height: 164cm
47. Do you have a crush on someone?: nope
48: What do you like about yourself?: i have the tendency to sleep a lot. AND I LOVE IT! =D
49. Piercings: Ears.
50. Tattoos: none
51. Righty or lefty: Righty
FIRSTS :
52. First surgery: dental?
53. First piercing: 11
54. First best friend: Jia Yuan
55. First sport you joined: ...walking?
56. First vacation: Thailand
58. First pair of trainers: Nikes.
RIGHT NOW
59. Eating: oxygen
60. Drinking: water
61. I'm about to: get on with my life after this
62. Listening to: some weird crazy mat rempits nearby my house
63. Waiting on: the time to pass by
YOUR FUTURE
64. Want kids?: only if have to.
65. Get Married?: guess so
66. Career?: Something related to psychology. Not sure if wanting industrial or clinical psychology though. =/
WHICH IS BETTER :
67. Lips or eyes: depends
68. Hugs or kisses: uhhh... hugs?
69. Shorter or taller: Taller
70. Older or Younger: Older
71. Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: arms
73. Sensitive or loud: loud
74. Hook-up or relationship: depends
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: trouble maker
HAVE YOU EVER :
76. Kissed a stranger: Nope
77. Drank hard liquor: hard as in absinthe or vodka? I guess not.
78. Lost glasses/contacts: i don't even need them
79. Sex on first date: Nope
80. Broken someone's heart: I broke my own. =(
82. Been arrested: Thank god no.
83. Turned someone down: Yea
84. Cried when someone died: nope. I could nvr accept the fact that someone died. Until now I still expect my granmas to sit on their same chairs whenever I visit. =/
85. Fallen for a friend?: nope
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: pretty much
87. Miracles: kinda
88. Love at first sight : depends?
89. Heaven: hard to say...
90. Santa Claus: I don't even celebrate x'mas
91. Kiss on the first date: yea
92. Angels: I'm already skeptical about heaven...
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: Nope
95. Did you sing today?: Does sounding like I'm choking count?
96. Ever cheated on somebody?: Nope... I think not
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: I wouldn't.
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be?: THE DAY PMR WAS OVER! =D
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?: I wonder does it hurt...
100. Posting this as 100 truths?: guess so.
The poor people i tag 8D:
EVERYONE. I COMMAND U TO DO IT. I KNOW YOU WANT TO.
...please? =D
EWW.
You know the 5 Min Chocolate Cake I posted a few days ago?
WELL SHIT DON'T EVER TRY IT CAUSE IT GODDANG SUCKS.
I just tried it like 10 mins ago and eww. Sure the taste is chocolatey and stuff but god the texture is like eating a carpet. A very old carpet with cat fur on it. -___-
It was so heavy and rough and kinda... wet. Very weird feeling. It's like being dry and wet at the same time.
Oh god I just ate 1 bite and threw the rest. My stomach still feels uncomfortable though for eating such disgusting food.
You know what? I think i'm gonna try to throw up. My stomach can't take it anymore.
I bet the only people that think it's nice are the ones that rarely make their own cakes. Self-satisfaction at doing something right usually eases the tastebuds.
I think I should make some chocolate french sponge cake tomorrow to apologise to my tongue.
Sch.... weppes.
I would like to introduce you all to a little friend of mine.
Random reader, this is Schweppes Bitter Lemon.
It seems like a harmless lame drink with it's ugly and gaudy sky blue colour, but once you get a sip of this baby, you'll ask coke to eat your shit.
(Btw, it contains quinine and I'm wondering if Islamic ppl can't consume that since it is under the non-halal section of grocery stores. And no, it does not contain alcohol.)
Actually at first I didn't really like it. It just brought back annoying memories of when I was a 5 year old and was sick and refused to drink my cough medicine. I remember it tasted remotely like cough medicine and I was like 'EWW'. But I did like it for it's sour taste though.
But one day I accidentally ate an almond cookie which was salty and I don't really like salty food. But once I took a sip of the Bitter Lemon though, the Bitter Lemon tasted kinda sweet and the cookie didn't taste that bad no more. =D
And when I eat sweet stuff like candy, the bitter taste in the Bitter Lemon is almost completely gone and the sour taste is totally enhanced.
And sometimes I do like to consume bitter stuff. Not sure why. Seems i'm sadistic enough to torture my tastebuds.
My preferences depend on my moods actually and Bitter Lemon is totally awesome cause it's taste changes when you eat different stuff. =D
Heroes
-_- damn wei. I've been exploding my brains with Heroes since I've nothing to do at all during the holidays and bullshit, I hate this show.
So far for season 2 it was going pretty ok. Sure Peter was stupid as eff and Caitlin just disappeared into thin air never being mentioned again even though Peter said "CAITLIN WAS EVERYTHING TO ME!" Yeah right. You fail at being a boyfriend Peter. PHAIL.
Season 3 beginning was kinda mind blowing for me though. Like serious mind-*BOOM*!
1. First episode (I think it was first anyway) starts off with Sylar messing with Claire's brain and I was like... Wtf are you not eating it and just touching? STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD.
Even Claire asked and he was like "That's disgusting."
DISGUSTING?! I have lost all hope in you Sylar to be an awesome villain. You don't even support cannibalism. Shame on you.
2. AND OMG LOLZ EPISODE 4. SYLAR IN APRON. MARTHA SYLAR. xD
HAIL TO SYLAR THE CHEF!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *Rolls around laughing*
And he was cutting his son's waffle for him! That's like seeing The Joker asking you to eat your veggies! xD
Oh my god. So this is the reason I continue to watch Heroes. To see Sylar in an apron. LOLZ.
diet? what is that?
I have to stop making blog posts, I'm getting addicted. This is like my 4th post in a span of 24 hours.
But oh my goodness I just randomly goggled cookie and cake recipes to bake so I can fatten up everyone around me and look what I found. I think satan is going to come after me with his chocolate covered fork cause I'm promoting such sinfully beautiful things.
1. The Five Minute Mug Cake.
(Taken from here)
Yes. You heard right. Just 5 minutes to throw away your discipline and to kill humanity's morals and diets.
From the comments I can tell they eat it for breakfast, lunch and dinner, so if you don't want to spoil your tongue rotten, please don't even think of making this.
2. Espresso Chocolate Chip Shortbread
(Picture taken from here, hope they don't mind. ;D Cause their picture looked so gorgeous. Recipe from here)
"These cookies are like money. They will soon replace currency. People will want them more than gasoline. Sorry OPEC."That is a quote from a random user on a site recommending it. OH. MY. GOD. Just looking at it I want to lick my screen.
...
Ok I should stop saying things like that, I sound like a pedophile.
3. Mini Watermelon =D
(Taken from here)
Words cannot describe my awe and surprise. Please click the link. I cannot do it justice. And hint, not really a fruit, but it does grow from vines.
4. Chocolate bowls
(Picture taken from here and recipe from here)
It's made with balloons!
...and I'm more interested in the making process rather than the eating actually. Balloons are so cute and fun, especially the helium filled ones. And once you get bored of them you can suck the helium and use it as laughing gas.
*tummy growls*
It's 3am in the morning and I am STARVING!
The last I ate was at 7pm.
(Actually no that's a lie. That last I ate was 5 minutes ago. I snitched 2 slices of tomato.)
There's no bread, no cookies, no any food that requires no cooking.
So here I am, 3am in the morning, cooking.
Cooking what?
Egg, tomatoes and jacob crackers.
... Okay that is one sad meal. To everyone at home, don't try it.
This can't even be called cooking, this should be called 'taking whatever you can find, mashing them up, and then chucking them into a bowl'.
And hmm, be right back. I think my egg is done. (And I cooked my egg by boiling water in a microwave, taking water out and then left the egg to die in the water for 25 mins.)
*after 15 mins*
I take it back! I take it allllll back! Egg, tomatoes and jacob crackers together is the best snack ever. The egg and tomatoes are the main elements that contributes to the taste and one is salty the other is sweet while the jacob crackers tone down the taste by giving this 'plain' feeling to it. The texture is kinda fun really since the egg and tomatoes are soft while the crackers are crispy.
Oh god, it's love at first mouth. Either that or I was too hungry.
Cats are out to get us.
THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END.
PLEASE CLICK HERE IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO BE BURIED IN KITTY LITTER.
It contains useful information to know if your 'pet' is the next hitler.
I knew there was a specific reason why I never liked pussies. Both the animal and the human type. D<
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And after u killed ur cat, please proceed to see why it would be awesome to sex a unicorn: (click here please.)
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Now where do I find a unicorn? O_o
CHARLIE! WHERE ARE YOU CHARLIE?! *swims into youtube channel*
(Get it? channel? water? swim? xD *cue awkward moment and no laughter* o_o Oh god that was lame.)
I want my glitter farting unicorn... =(
Antique Bakery
Oh god I've just finished watching Antique Bakery and... =DDDD
It makes me so happy and I really wanna bake something now. Maybe I should embrace my inner girly girl and go bake some ganache or whatever weird opera cake they were talking about in the movie. But damn ganache is just not my level. -__- I haven't even tried cake with proper chocolate whipped cream yet. I bought some whipped cream milk already but I haven't used it, wonder if it's expired yet. xD
I usually don't do this but it's hard not to swoon at a movie with random hot korean and french guys that bake things that look so cute. And don't be fooled by that trailer, the gay scenes aren't really that much. I personally think the cakes are the best thing though cause god they look so nice they could kick Secret Recipe's ass with just 1 attempt.
Sigh. Today has definitely started off on a good note. =)