Cracked. Loved.

Pls click HERE and read. I know you want to. Oh not. Ah whatever you're missing out on Cracked.

I love Cracked.
Love love love love teletubbies, barney and sesame street kind of love.  The kind of love that is embarassing to tell the world but you don't care cause nothing beats that awesome feeling in your heart that you know you love <3.
The amount I love of Cracked is around 50% I love of water/sleep/yaoi. It is A LOT.

Y'know why?
I didn't really know why.

Cause after all, it's just another one of those humour sites. There's still FMyLife, Lamebook, CollegeHumour, and more.

There's one small difference in it that makes it's very, very special though. And to quote Cracked themselves:

It turns out that actual smart, funny writing is such a rare thing on the Internet that people show up in droves when they get wind of it.

Holy fuckety fuck, I never realised it before. So this is why I prefer KennySia over Xiaxue! Xiaxue's definitely more interesting than kennysia but kennysia just wins the LULZ man.

And another thing, Cracked writers and commenters don't make me feel stupid.
You ever read the comments sections on CollegeHumour?
Well, they hurt. They really do hurt. They hurt my bloody brain for hell's sake.

All the random shitheads with their "OMG FIRST!!111!", the douchebags that have their shitty "holier than thou" attitude, and the retards who make no sense. They make CollegeHumour go from awesome to painful.

And I rate the level of awesomeness of the comments sections on various humour sites...

1. Cracked.

They give extra info on the articles, they make things funnier, they verify things if something's weird about the article, and sometimes they're just... literate. (I love people who spell correct and without all the cH@tSp3Ak.)

2. Lamebook.

There's still annoying OMGF1RST!!!11! comments but that's kinda rare. Some of the random comments that aren't supposed to make sense sometimes actually do make some sense.

3. Geekologie.

60% don't make shit sense but I love all those PEW PEW PEWs that manage to get me laughing even though it's so random. Ah geek are such entertainment sometimes. :D

4. FMyLife.

A lot of douchebags prowl on FML. The fuckers that put YouDeserveIt without thinking. Some people are about to die from terminal diseases and they just hit the YDI button. They're the minority but still they range in thousands.

5. CollegeHumour.

The nerds/douchebags at Collegehumour are so lame. Their comments section is always not worth reading.

I'm a comments section junkie. I love comments on stuff and yet I can't digest all this crap.

6. PerezHilton. (Not exactly humour site but there's still LULZ.)

1 word: horror. The ads, assholes, FIRST!!!'s, chatspeakers, people that make no sense, etc, THEY'RE ALL THERE. ALL.


Ohmygawd a part of me inside just died. D8 So horrifying just remembering.

Supernatural. Super-frustrating.

Totally random note that 99% people who read my blog will not giving a flying fuck about but....


SAM WINCHESTER YOU ARE A BLEEDING IDIOT. D<


Just finished season 4 of Supernatural and WTF. -___-

Ever been let down before by people you actually trusted?
I have. Many, many times. I think this is about the 5th time it's happened.

I'm not an unreasonable person. When someone suddenly says that something important has come up and plans before have to be changed or either not happening, I'd understand. I won't throw blame around and I'll find another way.
But when it's happened repeatedly your faith in that person just gets shattered. Especially when the plans are very important to me and those plans have taken months to arrange.

Most people will hear of my situation and just recommend me to "screw them! There's others out there that are far better!"

Okay. So how the hell do I divorce my family?

Question Of The Day :1

If you're in a conversation with a bunch of people, some of whom you are close with, some you barely know, and some absolute strangers, what is inappropriate, and what is not? O_o


Talking with a few people some time ago and was having few (note: few. Not many, not none, but moderate.) laughs. A joke was in my head but I was confused to say it or not.

IF IT WENT WELL:
1. They laugh.
2. They think my sense of humour is sick but nevertheless, funny.
3. They know I'm open-minded.
4. I'd know they're easy-going and I'll eventually grow a liking to them too.

IF IT FAILS:
1. They think I'm sick. Not in a good way too. =/
2. They think I'm the sort who is too open minded and likes to say TMI stuff to everyone I'm talking to.
3. They'll avoid me like the plague/swine-flu/H1N1.

and worst case scenario is...

4. If they're dicks and douche bags they'll spread rumours about me being the most disgusting person to ever look them in the eye and say "Toothpaste makes your dick swell!".


So yeah. To say or not to say.




RANDOM SHIT YOU DON'T NEED TO READ CAUSE IT'S BORING. YOU'RE MOST LIKELY TO CLICK THE "close tab" BUTTON DURING THE FIRST HALF OF THE PARAGRAPH ANYWAYS:

Everyone should know I'm open-minded. Like fo' srs open-minded. You could tell me you fucked a cow and impregnated it and all I would say is "Eh did you like it? Could I see your cow-human hybrid baby? 8D"

Some things I don't accept though are:

1. Racism gone too far.

I hate a few races sometimes. Actually no, let me rephrase that. I hate ALL races sometimes, even my own. Sometimes a group of people will do things in their nature that other groups hate.
Unavoidable. Get over it, fact of life. All we can do is complain and pray the other groups don't find out about it.
Ignorance = bliss.
But you know people go too far sometimes like dragging a cow's head through the streets to protest the building of an Indian temple. -___- Idiots.

2. Insulting religious people and people insulting religions (too much anyways).

This has got to be common sense. Most people don't do it but some assholes are STILL going to people's funerals and shouting "GOD HATES FAGS!".
Some religions are still topics of jokes, so be open-minded if someone's joking about them. You have the right to freak out when that person starts throwing cow/pig's blood on you.

3. Dicks. Douchebags. Assholes.

Y'know. The fuckers who keep boasting to you about their awesome 100 million dollar private jets, fucking hot Megan Fox-ish trophy wives/girlfriends, and their recent achievements.
Yeah we know you worked hard for all your achievements, but can't you see our eyes rolling yet? WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW. FUCK OFF.

And the sloth award goes to....

Daily Schedule of Mine (for the long term holidays anyways)



6:00pm  -  Attempts to wake up.
                  Fails.
                  Sleep again.
7:00pm   -  Hits head on cellphone, wakes up.
                  Take a piss.
7:15pm   -  Eat dinner.
                  Talk BS with family.
                  Watch random tv that I don't really give 2 shits about.
8:00pm  -   FacebbookPlurkStumbleuponCafeworldRestaurantcityFishvilleYaoiMsnFml
10:00pm -  Take a piss.
                  Drink water.
                  (maybe) go shit.
1:00am   -  Dig cupboards/fridge like a rat for snacks.
                   Get freaked out by dog-banging-door/snake/weird-creepy-sound/mom
3:00am  -   Run up and down the stairs due to boredom
                   (and/or) open fridge repeatedly just to stare at light.
5:00am  -   Find some alcohol. Preferably vodka or a pussy drink like irish cream.
                   Don't matter. Drink.
8:00am   -   Ignore bugging by dad to sleep.
                   Eat a cookie(s).
10:00am -  Ignore screaming by mom to sleep.
11:00am -  Mom's screaming too annoying to ignore.
                    Sleep.




I love/hate the holidays really. It's so chillax but I feel slower than a sleepy sloth that's high on weed.
And when I do actually need to go out, I get so disorganized I actually have to plan 4 hours in advance.

NeverShoutNever!

Been some time since I've been in love with music from just one singer. Nowadays I just listen to random music I come by, no more specific bands or singers or pimping.

But that's going to change very, very soon. :D


Meet Christofer Drew Ingle (and no, not a typo, christopher with a F):






Singer of "NeverShoutNever!", a one-man-band. Think Secondhand Serenade but with far less heartbreak and a serious lot more of happiness, love-spreading and occasional sadness mixed in with hope.



First song I heard of his was Trouble and what can I say?
I absolutely love it. <3







Reminds me so much of a chillax version of Jason Mraz. Since the I'm Yours craze I haven't been keen on listening to him much lately cause I still haven't finished digesting all the "I'm YOUURRRRSSSS" tunes outta my head. =/



And while I still have your attention, please listen to this awesome song called On The Brightside too. =)




And after you're done with that, please go to his myspace/youtube/twitter/website/everything and listen to all those amazing songs please. This guy doesn't even have a full-length album out yet and his song Trouble already has more than 2 million views on Youtube.
Imagine that.



This 18 year old boy wonder and his trusty ukelele can seriously change the world man.
. . .
Seriously.


<3

Last day T_T

Last time I'm going to school is tomorrow, and I haven't done SHIT.

Gotta scan pics for hueylin, print for chloe, pack my SPBT books, pack my choc cake for the guinea pigs at school, and get some sleep.

Kinda happy tomorrow's the last day but there's this stinging sad feeling that form 4's over. Form 5's coming soon and OH FUCK SPM.

Baked for the last time to give the guinea pigs. T___T Lavender cookies and chocolate cake. Lavender cookies kind of plain though but they're for the old people in my family and my mom banned me from using more sugar so no icing. Well anyways, choc cake = awesome, so it's okay.


So far this year's been pretty awesome really. Didn't go as plan but nothing ever does eh? =)

Well anyways, nothing else to say but...
PAY CLASS FUND. ANYONE READING THIS AND DIDN'T PAY CLASS FUND YET, CHECK YOUR BEDROOM, MY SHEEP ARE SHITTING THERE.

I'm sorry.

Been some time since I had a heart-to-heart post. Recently all I've been doing is complaining about my problems and not analysing them. I miss the old times when my blog posts used to be choke full of emotions on problems which I faced. Whenever I used to have problems I would drown myself in half-assed writing on this place.

Writing on a blog is different from just writing out problems in a diary. Writing on a blog is like shouting out problems in public and hoping someone gives a damn about them whereas writing in a diary is just like crying to a mirror. Usual there's no reply to the problems but sometimes someone out there has time and gives sympathy.

So now it's time again to spill my disgusting, smelly guts to the world and hope someone will shout at me to pick them up.


Lately I've been a spoil brat. Wanting my cake and wolfing it down. I know it's due to sadness and frustration I feel in life though. I used to keep it to myself and let it simmer inside of me until it's all evaporated but now I like to release it out. Anger's very addictive and I'm scared I'll be addicted to it forever.

Okay the last paragraph is confusing but I'll try to explain somehow. Whenever I'm angry now I like to lash out my feelings to others, myself and things around me. I hurt people along the way but at the time I don't care. Regret starts seeping in though when I start to realize my faults. Sometimes we say things we don't mean.

I really try my best to be a nice person. I really do. But it's hard to balance being nice and being a pushover.
I don't want to be bullied.
But I want to be nice.

It's very conflicting and confusing I know and it's impossible to find a line to separate them both. I just hope what I do is right and what I've done wrong can be corrected.

To anyone reading this:
From the bottom of my heart, I sincerely apologize if I have insulted, offended, put you down or have hurt your feelings terribly before. If it's extreme hurt you've felt from me, I'm sorry, because no one deserve that kind of treatment no matter what they've done.  Some time in the heat of the moment we do or say things we don't mean. I can't change the past but I can hope for the future.



P/S: Just wanted to let some things out. It's been eating at my heart recently.

I needs help

I are sick. Has the flu. Shall wrote post withs bad grammar to amusing self and randoms stranger who is read my blog.

I has sneeze so much time that I vision are blurry. Feels like dying. Hope I can cure or is killing self.

FUCK I NEED SOME SLEEP.
OH MY GOD PHARMACIES PLEASE SELL ME SOME OF YOUR AMBIEN.
PLEASE.
I AM FOATING ON THE BRINK OF SANITY AND SANDWICHES.
PLEASE.

Mother/Earthbound

O__O

Just finished playing Mother 3, aka Earthbound 2. My eyes have double vision, my left middle finger and ring finger hurt, and my brain is sooo tired.


But god it's so worth it. Mother3 = amazing.




(pic by EiffelArt on deviantart. Hit him up and give some <3 pls. http://eiffelart.deviantart.com/ )

It may seem like some normal nintendo game to people who haven't played it yet but omg THIS GAME CAN MELT HEARTS. D8

The ending was so goddamn sad man I think the black coffin filled with ashes they call my heart actually had a thump for a moment.




I checked out one of the songs on youtube and guess what? It seems it's normal being all sad at the ending, just look at the comments on the video, they practically made rivers outta tears man.





D'8


To be honest I prefer Mother 2 even though I didn't finish Mother 2.
Played Mother 2 around like 6 or 7 years ago or so. Had 1 more stage left until the game would end but the emulator had issues so yeah, couldn't finish.
Even though it's kinda foggy in my memory but I liked the fact that Mother 2 was so... weird. It's was like Shigesato Itoi (game's writer) was on crack when he made it. O__o

Just downloaded the emulator and game though so gonna be playing that soon. =D Gotta rest my brains first before I start though or I'll die of brain-dead cause after I start I can't stop. -_-
Living proof is me, I suck at playing vid games and yet I finished Mother3 within 3 days. O__O ftw man I didn't stop much expect for yesterday cause had a party. (Oh and totally random but the party was kinda fun :D)

I think this coming school holiday I'm gonna be a nerd and play vid games. O_o Don't want to cause it's so dorky but... OMG CAN'T RESIST D8.

FMy Day..

I woke up at 9pm. The last 6 hours I've gone through, were the shittiest, shietest hours of my life.
Like fo' srs, FMyDay.

Not even in the mood to type full sentences, gonna make them in shitty short points:

• Something's fucked up about my baking. Never touching butter in a long time
• Wtf my eyesight. I'm having double vision all of a sudden
• Gained weight
• Accidentally knocked my mom's hand while she was taking tomato soup from the fridge. I had to mop up vagina-blood-looking soup
• I smell like vagina tomato soup
• Someone finished my healthy wholemeal choc chip cookies. Now I don't have healthy shit to snack on
• My dog almost ate my foot
• My ears are deaf from being nagged at
  

Frustration. -__-