And the sloth award goes to....

Daily Schedule of Mine (for the long term holidays anyways)



6:00pm  -  Attempts to wake up.
                  Fails.
                  Sleep again.
7:00pm   -  Hits head on cellphone, wakes up.
                  Take a piss.
7:15pm   -  Eat dinner.
                  Talk BS with family.
                  Watch random tv that I don't really give 2 shits about.
8:00pm  -   FacebbookPlurkStumbleuponCafeworldRestaurantcityFishvilleYaoiMsnFml
10:00pm -  Take a piss.
                  Drink water.
                  (maybe) go shit.
1:00am   -  Dig cupboards/fridge like a rat for snacks.
                   Get freaked out by dog-banging-door/snake/weird-creepy-sound/mom
3:00am  -   Run up and down the stairs due to boredom
                   (and/or) open fridge repeatedly just to stare at light.
5:00am  -   Find some alcohol. Preferably vodka or a pussy drink like irish cream.
                   Don't matter. Drink.
8:00am   -   Ignore bugging by dad to sleep.
                   Eat a cookie(s).
10:00am -  Ignore screaming by mom to sleep.
11:00am -  Mom's screaming too annoying to ignore.
                    Sleep.




I love/hate the holidays really. It's so chillax but I feel slower than a sleepy sloth that's high on weed.
And when I do actually need to go out, I get so disorganized I actually have to plan 4 hours in advance.