If you enter a room and your hand seems to be reaching for the light switch when the sun's still blaring it's laser rays, does that mean you're suffering from that night-awake-morning-sleep syndrome thing?
Oh god I need some sleep I can't even remember my disease.
It's nos-something, I swear. Nosferatu?
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Okay I googled "owls are animals" and I found the word, it's nocturnal. Somehow my brain's not being too kind to me now. I think it's cause of www.9gag.com
Honestly with 9g, no one, and I mean NO ONE, should be able to sleep. I swallowed down 2 bowls of caffeine infused tea just to keep on reading until page 60+ dude. IN ONE SINGLE NIGHT.
SOMEONE OWES ME A MEDAL FOR THIS SHIT. (I was originally clean from caffeine for a month or so.)
And wtf. The floor just got mopped and the detergent smells like vodka. Absolut ruby red btw, if you're wondering.
Okay, enough mind wandering. It's PIMPIN' TIME.
Hmm... I sense a pattern?
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