Do I even need a title?

I have the urge to rant. So I'm gonna rant.

Screw eddiepuss. PLEASE.
So maybe he'll be happy cause he's finally out of the closet and his fangirls can fangirl even more since he's yaoi. -__-

That's should be all that I need to rant actually, but I feel I need a reason for this hatred. Hatred shouldn't just pop out for no reason, since it is quite a violent emotion.


REASONS WHY EDDIEPUSS AND THE REST OF THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS SHOULD BE SCREWED.

1. The ridiculousness of Stephenie Meyer
Okay, first up one ultimate WTF: female vampires can't have their period=no babies. But male vampires can have sperm=babies.
WTF WTF WTF. STEPHENIE MEYER U SEXIST!
Eddiepuss is gay! Of course he wants a child! Most gay men want children! *points at Clay Aiken* If it wasn't for this stupid thing Stephenie Meyer made up, he would've screwed some hot vampire chick already and spat in Bella's face! Why in the world would he want some weak mortal chick to screw when he could get some never dying forever young vampire chick?!

2. Bella your clumsiness is on purpose.
What biotch can be such a threat to herself until she needs a car that only mafia bosses use!

Meet the Mercedes Benz S600 Guard. Has heavy reinforcements and can withstand armour resisting military-standard small-arms projectiles, hand grenade fragments other explosive charges. Additional safety features include run-flat tyres, a self-sealing fuel tank and a fire-extinguishing system. Also includes the latest braking assistance and brake force distribution features as well as night vision.

What. The. Hell. Does. She. Need. All. This. Shit. For.
Why don't eddiepuss just get her a Lamborghini and get it over with already. And at the same time why not get some driver dude to pump gas for her since she dislikes people staring at her when she's doing it. (From first chapter of Breaking Dawn.)

3. The fangirls.
Again, and again, and again. Nothing is worse than the fangirl. These are the people who tattoo twilight onto themselves, make lol catz into lol vampz, buy 'team edward' shirts at rip off prices, write endless fanfics of twilight, and make me disgraced of my gender.

4. They've turned vampires into pussies.
Cullen family, wake the hell up! You guys are supposed to be cold blooded animals that suck human blood. You guys are supposed to live on the lives of others like your ancestors, Nosferatu, Vladimir, and so on, not make peace with humans. You guys are damned creatures forever!
Who cares if it's the 21st century?
YOU GUYS ARE STILL VAMPIRES.
(And the same goes for you Jacob Black, you are a lycanthrope! You are not forgiven even though you seem a little bit better.)




So my conclusion is...
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Screw Bitchlight. I'm watching Underworld.
Underworld is a series of movies about the fight between vampires and lycanthropes.
It's more truthful to it's past/myths about their ancestors (which equals more violence) plus the characters are more mature and hotter.




Damn it. Rise of the Lycans (3rd installment of the Underworld series) is only coming out end of January. And double-damn, there's no Kate Beckinsale or Scott Speedman in this one. =(

And, okay, maybe the guy in this one ain't as hot as the guy in the previous one, but you can't really blame him. He's a 1st generation lycan while the previous dude was a hybrid vamp/lycan. And the current vamp girl's eyes don't shine and she doesn't wear all leather clothes either like Selene (previous movie's vamp girl).



But hell, I think this one will have the best storyline (and violence), out of all of the movies in the series. So yes, it is a must watch. (And FINALLY, there's no more dominant-main-female-character. The main character's a dude now. )



The trailer for Underworld: Rise of The Lycans

List Of Banned Movies In Malaysia

This here, this beautiful list, is a list of banned movies in Malaysia. They range from comedies, to insightful documentaries about religion and love.


*Note: this list is from wiki. So don't point fingers at me if it's a little off.


So our government wants to ban us from good movies huh?! Like Harold and Kumar?! Sin City?! Queen of The Damned?! The Saw Series?! The 40-Year-Old Virgin?! Hostel?! Brokeback Mountain?! Borat?!

And wtf. Why ban rent?! Rent's a musical! WTF. It's not violent and contains no vulgar stuff wtf why ban?! Siao ah?!


Does this movie about a few friends wanting to sing broadway seem harmful?! It's more gentle than Phantom Of The Opera even! WTF. I think they just banned it cause either one or some of them are lesbian and some others are HIV postive and there's one dude is a cross-dresser.

And cao hai. Mother*beeps* screwed zoolander off our cinemas.





*spits* (Yes I know, spitting is bad, but these guys are worse.)
Well screw you Malaysian Government. Screw you.

We can still get DVDs from our semi-trustful Ah Bengs, limewire, and youtube!
But damn la. Bo song leh watch in normal tv or pc. No good sound effects like in the cinema. =(

But what to do? The government's got their underwear in a bunch and are so tight about everything.


And I think Malaysia's got the longest list of all in the wiki page. -__-

George Nozuka

Talk to Me by George




Wtf is this guy not famous yet?! His album came out more than a year ago!
He's got a pretty nice voice, looks okay (actually more than okay. *points towards abs*), and his songs are pretty good.

So wtf isn't he famous yet?

And yes I have a way to tell if he's famous or not.
By...
Wiki!




Not much info. AT ALL. And there isn't a different page for the discography.


Hmm. He needs more pimpin'.


(And another great song.)

Not my dog. >_>

The creature comes from underneath...









The table cloth! =D




HA. So cookies are the solution to earth'd problems. I knew it.

By the way it ain't my dog.
Jooling's.

Only she has pets that weird. -__-

Where have all the smart people gone?!

On usual occasions I wouldn't give a flying fuck about GSC's bad movie choices, but holy shit on a stick, when I searched the entire movie list and didn't see a single trace of Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist...

(WTF. WHY DON'T YOU SHOW NICK AND NORAH. I WANT NICK AND NORAH. EVEN LEZSAY LOHAN LIKE NICK AND NORAH. NICK AND NORAH! NICK AND NORAH!)

Fuck. I couldn't stand twilight bitchlight no more.


It seems at every inch and corner I look at this movie I just find a goddamn flaw.

1. I actually like the actress playing Bella.
She was that chick from Zathura. I liked her. Now she's playing a twat character, Bellabitch. Thank you MTV, for killing everything I have ever liked.

2. Eddiepuss.
Who's playing Eddiepuss other than... Ah, Cedric Fuckerry.
Annoying as ever in Harry Potter, and will be at least a few million folds more annoying in bitchlight as the 'omgsohawt, dazzlin, bradpittreincarnate, richerthanbillgates' Edward Cullen, better known as, Eddiepuss.

3. The makers, MTV.
I hate you, hate you, hate you, hate you, hate you, hate you, MTV.
HATE. (American MTV btw, no offence to MTV of other countries, even though most of them suck the same anyways. Don't ask why I hate, I just do. )

4. The fangirls.
Maybe the most terrifying of all species of human. The fangirl resides in deep dark corners and pays regular respect and prays often to their god, Eddiepuss. The fangirl is renowned for having terrifying abilities to scream, pounce, and obsess. If meeting a fangirl, do not, and I repeat, DO NOT, offend their god. (Though you may roll your eyes continuously and snicker quietly. You can mock their divine one safely behind their backs.) If bitten by a fangirl, please report to the authorities or you will get hideous rabies on your buttcrack and will suddenly developed a serious case of hepatitise Z.




Edit: I finally found 1 single good part of bitchlight, Jacob Black. Sharkboy seemed to have grew. And yes, his character is as annoying as fuck cause he's a big pussy in the book/movie for obsessing over Bella like a lil puppy dog. BUT! He's hot and he actually has a nice tan. Hmm... tans.
And just a lil picture here to get what I mean...



This proves a fact, people do not need to dazzle under the sun, have infinite amounts of money, and be 100+ years old to look hot. (And can't eddiepuss get a tan?! A fake tan!! Y'know, the one Paris Hilton uses. He's loaded enough to get one anyways. )

Compilations of Insanity. Enjoy.

This is a bullshit list I made for what I'm going to do after PMR when I'm bored and high.
I plan to push myself to the edge of sanity and life itself.
Ah fuck it. I'll jump off. Easier.

note: I'll be updating this spot regularly. Cause y'know, it ain't that easy to die man.

1. Make alchohol ice cubes.
I shall steal my dad's carlsberg and pour them into ice cube box thing and put a skittle in each and every one.
:D Oh yesh. And if I really can't stand them, I'll just give them to my dog.
Insane rating: 3/10

2. Buy 1 cinema ticket but watch 10 movies.
I'll buy a cheapass pass at 6 bucks, go into the cinema, watch my movie, go toilet, and then go to next one. And if I'm really scared that the cinema ushers will bust my ass, I shall leave 10 minutes beforehand to the toilet and hide my ass there.
Insane rating: 7/10 (higher rating cause got chance of being caught by authorities)

3. Squeeeezzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cash outta family and go shopping spree at queens, prangin and maybe times square.
Need about 700 bucks. Have to start saving now. Gonna buy all the bullshit I need for next few years.
Insane rating: 1/10

4. Go genting with jooling again and get into outdoor park without paying.
Holy shit my friends got in once for about 4 hours without paying and they climbed back out. Fucking crazy.
Insane rating: 8/10 (can kena catch by police?)

5. Learn how to cook.
At least learn how to fry an egg gua.
Insane rating: Infinite. (can burn my house)

6. Make sugar coated apples.
Last time I attempted to sugar water thing, THIS was the result:



Oh dear God. Yes I did do that. And yes it is made totally out of sugar and water. I got hell from my mom for this.
Insane rating: 6/10 (1. Can burn house. 2. Can kill microwave. Eh wait, I already killed my microwave.)

7. Burn any PMR related books.
Or maybe not. I should recycle them and save the earth, burning only encourages a carbon dioxide increase.
Insane rating:0/10 (it's kinda expected.)

8. Shave my head. Get stripes.
Holy bucket of water. I did this before but stupid me forgot to take a pic.

And let's do it again shall we? :D

Insane rating: 5/10 (mom's gonna scream at me at the hair saloon I swear)

9. Dye my hair.

Preferably lime shit green. I would go for just normal shit green but normal shit green would look like moss on my head, so lime puke seems like a better choice.

Insane rating: 4/10 (meh. it's nothing.)

10. Find a jumpsuit and dress up as Bruce Lee.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-CHA!
You know what? I'll take that back.

Insane rating: fuck no/10

kua here oo epic lulz

Omg lolz i got this from an email. It seems nowadays i get loads of lulz stuff.


GSCE 'O' Levels
Hokkien Exam Paper


Instructions:

1. Read the passage carefully

2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.

3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !



Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)


Question:
Singalella why become rich ?



Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.

She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.

Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.

Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.

If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.

Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.

CPF poon boh.

But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.

So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah."

Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, "Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard."

Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.

Tap pai how, buay zhiak, buay koon and buay pang-sai.

That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.

Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?"

So Singaalella kong, "I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian."

She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money."

So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.

She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.

At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.

Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.

Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat", Singalella came in.

Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.

"Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai."

Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!"

Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.

But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.

He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.

So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.

Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.



Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....

A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.

Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.


A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.

zhia lat


E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.

leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean


F9. Don't understand rating.

kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?