Hmm... donuts.

Listening to Rule The World by Take That
Mood - Half drunk.

An optimist sees the doughnut whereas a pessimist see the hole, but I see... J. Co.
So what does that make me?

That makes me a Penangite hating all you damn KL-ers out there cause u assholes get to eat rings of sweet bliss.



Meet Hazel Dazzle, my very first (and favorite) doughnut of all the doughnuts in the world. This baby will beat Eddiepuss at dazzling ANYTIME.

Stupid KL-ers.




But anyways, it's 4am in the morning and I'm still blogging which means...

I am high on good music.




Now go listen. This song is amazing man. Has this calming feel to it and a weird way. I love M-Flo. =D

And this one from M-Flo features BoA:



M-Flo to me is like Epik High, just japanese.

And another random video input into this blog post, Ganguros, the panda-lalas of Japan:



Paint marker as eyeliner. O__o And omg that girl's fiance is a MOP.

Commercials, my imaginary best friend. =)

WTF. IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS!

It's 3am in the morning and I come across THIS:







3 words: WHAT. DA. *beep*.

And O_o.
It is so vulgar. But funny.





And omg lol this one:



This one's quite funny too. Saw it when I was 12 or so.



For the people that really hate their own family O__o:



Not funny, maybe the most annoying advertisement I've seen though. This is one REALLY good way to advertise your company, book a 30 second commercial space and repeat company's name for abt 15 times in total:



A thai beer commercial, good acting:



OMG I THINK I DON'T HAVE A FEAR OF CLOWNS NO MORE. Wtf why are they not in Malaysia?!
If they're Ronald's son and daughter, omg their mom must be Megan Fox:





You like the Kinder Chocolate Eggs? Then watch this and never eat one again:



Wow. These are some noodles. O__o:



HOLY SHIT THIS ONE IS THE BEST XD:



Lol the trannies, another reason why I love thai commercials:



Hate children:



LOL:



Thais should be known for their commercials too, not just trannies:



The guy's gonna die alone with 27 cats and happy meal:



Shit man this one damn unexpected and good:



Omg I love commercials. =)
I think I'm gonna be sent to hell for laughing and staring at these videos.

Urban Dictionary

www.urbandictionary.com

Possibly the best dictionary ever made. I think it even beats wiki.
You ask why? Well, see for yourself.

A few examples:
(Whatever that's in italics and green is an example of the usage of that word in a sentence. )


1. Faux five

When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away leaving you with a non-returned air five... you dork.

"I had just gotten a new job and turned to give Amy a high five to celebrate my coolness, and she quickly dodged my hand leaving me with a faux five. I then felt very un-cool."

2. The royal we.
A social offense that can be called out when one is being falsely spoken for.

"God, we got so plastered last night."
"The royal we. I had a vodka tonic and called it quits. You got so shitfaced you puked on my jacket and then attempted to fornicate with it."
"Good times. We have fun."
"Go fuck a blender."

(btw, fornicate=fuck.)


3.Lego hair
A particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be "snap on".

"Cha Chi hadn't had a haircut in weeks. When he showed up it looked like he had lego hair."


4. Manicorn

A mythical male creature who is successful (read: pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (read: not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (read: not suicidal).

See any John Cusack film (or Chuck Klosterman's witty commentary on Fake Love in Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Pops), any romantic comedy where the flawed guy comes through in the end...

"Where is my manicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"

"Too bad I settled when I got married, I just met my manicorn."

5. Suck it

A term used by the legendary wrestling group, the D-Generation-X, which is often used to imply that you want someone to put their mouth on your dick and suck it like a lollipop.

"Hey everyone! We got two words for ya...
SUCK IT!!!!!"

6. Connectile Dysfunction

1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.

"My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email. "



You want more words?
Go check up urban dictionary then.

chuckpalahniukandcriminalmindsslashie 8D

ZOMGWTF. 8D

CHUCK PALAHNIUK ON CRIMINAL MINDS SEASON 4'S EPISODE 2





8D

Don't mind me, I'm just crazy for the moment.
(Yeah it's just his words but omg my fav show and fav author on at the same time is like... omg I feel so happeh and high. WHO NEEDS MARIJUANA WHEN U GOT THIS?! 8D )

The quote was from the book Diary and I just finished reading it at 3am this morning. (GO ME!)

"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will."
-Chuck Palahniuk

I am truly grateful for being alive.

Do I even need a title?

I have the urge to rant. So I'm gonna rant.

Screw eddiepuss. PLEASE.
So maybe he'll be happy cause he's finally out of the closet and his fangirls can fangirl even more since he's yaoi. -__-

That's should be all that I need to rant actually, but I feel I need a reason for this hatred. Hatred shouldn't just pop out for no reason, since it is quite a violent emotion.


REASONS WHY EDDIEPUSS AND THE REST OF THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS SHOULD BE SCREWED.

1. The ridiculousness of Stephenie Meyer
Okay, first up one ultimate WTF: female vampires can't have their period=no babies. But male vampires can have sperm=babies.
WTF WTF WTF. STEPHENIE MEYER U SEXIST!
Eddiepuss is gay! Of course he wants a child! Most gay men want children! *points at Clay Aiken* If it wasn't for this stupid thing Stephenie Meyer made up, he would've screwed some hot vampire chick already and spat in Bella's face! Why in the world would he want some weak mortal chick to screw when he could get some never dying forever young vampire chick?!

2. Bella your clumsiness is on purpose.
What biotch can be such a threat to herself until she needs a car that only mafia bosses use!

Meet the Mercedes Benz S600 Guard. Has heavy reinforcements and can withstand armour resisting military-standard small-arms projectiles, hand grenade fragments other explosive charges. Additional safety features include run-flat tyres, a self-sealing fuel tank and a fire-extinguishing system. Also includes the latest braking assistance and brake force distribution features as well as night vision.

What. The. Hell. Does. She. Need. All. This. Shit. For.
Why don't eddiepuss just get her a Lamborghini and get it over with already. And at the same time why not get some driver dude to pump gas for her since she dislikes people staring at her when she's doing it. (From first chapter of Breaking Dawn.)

3. The fangirls.
Again, and again, and again. Nothing is worse than the fangirl. These are the people who tattoo twilight onto themselves, make lol catz into lol vampz, buy 'team edward' shirts at rip off prices, write endless fanfics of twilight, and make me disgraced of my gender.

4. They've turned vampires into pussies.
Cullen family, wake the hell up! You guys are supposed to be cold blooded animals that suck human blood. You guys are supposed to live on the lives of others like your ancestors, Nosferatu, Vladimir, and so on, not make peace with humans. You guys are damned creatures forever!
Who cares if it's the 21st century?
YOU GUYS ARE STILL VAMPIRES.
(And the same goes for you Jacob Black, you are a lycanthrope! You are not forgiven even though you seem a little bit better.)




So my conclusion is...
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Screw Bitchlight. I'm watching Underworld.
Underworld is a series of movies about the fight between vampires and lycanthropes.
It's more truthful to it's past/myths about their ancestors (which equals more violence) plus the characters are more mature and hotter.




Damn it. Rise of the Lycans (3rd installment of the Underworld series) is only coming out end of January. And double-damn, there's no Kate Beckinsale or Scott Speedman in this one. =(

And, okay, maybe the guy in this one ain't as hot as the guy in the previous one, but you can't really blame him. He's a 1st generation lycan while the previous dude was a hybrid vamp/lycan. And the current vamp girl's eyes don't shine and she doesn't wear all leather clothes either like Selene (previous movie's vamp girl).



But hell, I think this one will have the best storyline (and violence), out of all of the movies in the series. So yes, it is a must watch. (And FINALLY, there's no more dominant-main-female-character. The main character's a dude now. )



The trailer for Underworld: Rise of The Lycans

List Of Banned Movies In Malaysia

This here, this beautiful list, is a list of banned movies in Malaysia. They range from comedies, to insightful documentaries about religion and love.


*Note: this list is from wiki. So don't point fingers at me if it's a little off.


So our government wants to ban us from good movies huh?! Like Harold and Kumar?! Sin City?! Queen of The Damned?! The Saw Series?! The 40-Year-Old Virgin?! Hostel?! Brokeback Mountain?! Borat?!

And wtf. Why ban rent?! Rent's a musical! WTF. It's not violent and contains no vulgar stuff wtf why ban?! Siao ah?!


Does this movie about a few friends wanting to sing broadway seem harmful?! It's more gentle than Phantom Of The Opera even! WTF. I think they just banned it cause either one or some of them are lesbian and some others are HIV postive and there's one dude is a cross-dresser.

And cao hai. Mother*beeps* screwed zoolander off our cinemas.





*spits* (Yes I know, spitting is bad, but these guys are worse.)
Well screw you Malaysian Government. Screw you.

We can still get DVDs from our semi-trustful Ah Bengs, limewire, and youtube!
But damn la. Bo song leh watch in normal tv or pc. No good sound effects like in the cinema. =(

But what to do? The government's got their underwear in a bunch and are so tight about everything.


And I think Malaysia's got the longest list of all in the wiki page. -__-

George Nozuka

Talk to Me by George




Wtf is this guy not famous yet?! His album came out more than a year ago!
He's got a pretty nice voice, looks okay (actually more than okay. *points towards abs*), and his songs are pretty good.

So wtf isn't he famous yet?

And yes I have a way to tell if he's famous or not.
By...
Wiki!




Not much info. AT ALL. And there isn't a different page for the discography.


Hmm. He needs more pimpin'.


(And another great song.)