Things that keep my corpse from rotting.

Korean/Japanese movies. (mostly korean.)

I have watched...

1.My Wife Is A Gangster 1 (Half of it anyways, too boring to continue)
2.My Wife Is A Gangster 3
3.Death Bell
4.April Snow
5.200 Pounds Beauty
6.I'm A Cyborg, But It's Okay
7.Who Slept With Her (Only 20 minutes though, nothing much happened and I wanted to sleep my ass off already)
8.Battle Royale

...and more to be added.

Death Bell and Battle Royale

Trailer for Death Bell


Synopsis (In my own crappy words)
A group of students are closed inside a school where they gotta take their midterm test, for every question they answer wrong, a student is killed.

=D
Ahh, the wondrous sounds of little boys and girls screaming. Pure beautiful music.

But other than that, this a quite good horror movie. I totally recommend every single person, pussy or not pussy, to watch.

And here is part 1 of the movie on youtube, watch before the asshole youtube administrators take it down:






2. Battle Royale.

This one is better than Death Bell in my opinion, cause the acting seems more... authentic, and the killings are smarter and more gory. The main character is the Light dude from Death Note. =D

Synopsis:
Bad students are sent to an island and they must kill one another until the last survivor. The last survivor can live. They are each given a bag of random items, and lol, some are so weird. Battle Royale is a must watch!

(Psst... It was banned in the US too, not just Malaysia which = damn good.)

And here is the 1st part of the whole movie from youtube:




Omg. So many korean and japanese movies on youtube. I think I'm gonna watch them until my eyes burn.

Things that keep me up at 4am

:D
These kinda weird videos always put a smile on my face and wake the shit outta me.

And omg Love Hearts Candy. I want some.






These are so cute. =D
And I remember from the book Diary by Chuck Palahniuk, the main character's boyfriend replaced all her birth control pills with these cute lil candies so she could get pregnant. Kinda lame and stupid but weirdly cute in a really weird way.

Love Hearts are a big fat (literally, cause y'know, too much candy=britney meltdown) rip off of Necco's Sweethearts,...



...BUT! I think Love Hearts has cuter thingys on them.

Example: Fax Me, Be My Icon, Doh! (from The Simpsons by you know who), Tickle Monster, (and like the dude in the video,) Mermaid Eloise (whatever the hell is that? O_o).



OR...


You aren't really a lovey-dovey person and would rather get laid by a highway truck (a.k.a, hit n run), than a real person, I would recommend these babies:



=D

I should really get like a bucket truck load of the Fuck Off ones and dump them all on things I hate, like Eddiepuss, slow drivers, pedophiles, and inconsiderate efftards. Maybe they'll actually get a hint.


Or maybe you do love, but you just have... different taste. May I interest you in...


Some Save The Earth candies?




Some lezbo or ghey lovin' ones eh?


There's one type that just right for you. And now if you'll excuse me, I need to be on my way to order some Fuck Off ones.



Alternate candies are available here: http://www.cafepress.com/americanangst/2408020
Necco ones are USA candies, and the Love Hearts are UK ones. Damn white people, they get all the good stuff.

Hmm... donuts.

Listening to Rule The World by Take That
Mood - Half drunk.

An optimist sees the doughnut whereas a pessimist see the hole, but I see... J. Co.
So what does that make me?

That makes me a Penangite hating all you damn KL-ers out there cause u assholes get to eat rings of sweet bliss.



Meet Hazel Dazzle, my very first (and favorite) doughnut of all the doughnuts in the world. This baby will beat Eddiepuss at dazzling ANYTIME.

Stupid KL-ers.




But anyways, it's 4am in the morning and I'm still blogging which means...

I am high on good music.




Now go listen. This song is amazing man. Has this calming feel to it and a weird way. I love M-Flo. =D

And this one from M-Flo features BoA:



M-Flo to me is like Epik High, just japanese.

And another random video input into this blog post, Ganguros, the panda-lalas of Japan:



Paint marker as eyeliner. O__o And omg that girl's fiance is a MOP.

Commercials, my imaginary best friend. =)

WTF. IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS!

It's 3am in the morning and I come across THIS:







3 words: WHAT. DA. *beep*.

And O_o.
It is so vulgar. But funny.





And omg lol this one:



This one's quite funny too. Saw it when I was 12 or so.



For the people that really hate their own family O__o:



Not funny, maybe the most annoying advertisement I've seen though. This is one REALLY good way to advertise your company, book a 30 second commercial space and repeat company's name for abt 15 times in total:



A thai beer commercial, good acting:



OMG I THINK I DON'T HAVE A FEAR OF CLOWNS NO MORE. Wtf why are they not in Malaysia?!
If they're Ronald's son and daughter, omg their mom must be Megan Fox:





You like the Kinder Chocolate Eggs? Then watch this and never eat one again:



Wow. These are some noodles. O__o:



HOLY SHIT THIS ONE IS THE BEST XD:



Lol the trannies, another reason why I love thai commercials:



Hate children:



LOL:



Thais should be known for their commercials too, not just trannies:



The guy's gonna die alone with 27 cats and happy meal:



Shit man this one damn unexpected and good:



Omg I love commercials. =)
I think I'm gonna be sent to hell for laughing and staring at these videos.

Urban Dictionary

www.urbandictionary.com

Possibly the best dictionary ever made. I think it even beats wiki.
You ask why? Well, see for yourself.

A few examples:
(Whatever that's in italics and green is an example of the usage of that word in a sentence. )


1. Faux five

When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away leaving you with a non-returned air five... you dork.

"I had just gotten a new job and turned to give Amy a high five to celebrate my coolness, and she quickly dodged my hand leaving me with a faux five. I then felt very un-cool."

2. The royal we.
A social offense that can be called out when one is being falsely spoken for.

"God, we got so plastered last night."
"The royal we. I had a vodka tonic and called it quits. You got so shitfaced you puked on my jacket and then attempted to fornicate with it."
"Good times. We have fun."
"Go fuck a blender."

(btw, fornicate=fuck.)


3.Lego hair
A particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be "snap on".

"Cha Chi hadn't had a haircut in weeks. When he showed up it looked like he had lego hair."


4. Manicorn

A mythical male creature who is successful (read: pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (read: not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (read: not suicidal).

See any John Cusack film (or Chuck Klosterman's witty commentary on Fake Love in Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Pops), any romantic comedy where the flawed guy comes through in the end...

"Where is my manicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"

"Too bad I settled when I got married, I just met my manicorn."

5. Suck it

A term used by the legendary wrestling group, the D-Generation-X, which is often used to imply that you want someone to put their mouth on your dick and suck it like a lollipop.

"Hey everyone! We got two words for ya...
SUCK IT!!!!!"

6. Connectile Dysfunction

1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.

"My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email. "



You want more words?
Go check up urban dictionary then.

chuckpalahniukandcriminalmindsslashie 8D

ZOMGWTF. 8D

CHUCK PALAHNIUK ON CRIMINAL MINDS SEASON 4'S EPISODE 2





8D

Don't mind me, I'm just crazy for the moment.
(Yeah it's just his words but omg my fav show and fav author on at the same time is like... omg I feel so happeh and high. WHO NEEDS MARIJUANA WHEN U GOT THIS?! 8D )

The quote was from the book Diary and I just finished reading it at 3am this morning. (GO ME!)

"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will."
-Chuck Palahniuk

I am truly grateful for being alive.