Do I even need a title?

I have the urge to rant. So I'm gonna rant.

Screw eddiepuss. PLEASE.
So maybe he'll be happy cause he's finally out of the closet and his fangirls can fangirl even more since he's yaoi. -__-

That's should be all that I need to rant actually, but I feel I need a reason for this hatred. Hatred shouldn't just pop out for no reason, since it is quite a violent emotion.


REASONS WHY EDDIEPUSS AND THE REST OF THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS SHOULD BE SCREWED.

1. The ridiculousness of Stephenie Meyer
Okay, first up one ultimate WTF: female vampires can't have their period=no babies. But male vampires can have sperm=babies.
WTF WTF WTF. STEPHENIE MEYER U SEXIST!
Eddiepuss is gay! Of course he wants a child! Most gay men want children! *points at Clay Aiken* If it wasn't for this stupid thing Stephenie Meyer made up, he would've screwed some hot vampire chick already and spat in Bella's face! Why in the world would he want some weak mortal chick to screw when he could get some never dying forever young vampire chick?!

2. Bella your clumsiness is on purpose.
What biotch can be such a threat to herself until she needs a car that only mafia bosses use!

Meet the Mercedes Benz S600 Guard. Has heavy reinforcements and can withstand armour resisting military-standard small-arms projectiles, hand grenade fragments other explosive charges. Additional safety features include run-flat tyres, a self-sealing fuel tank and a fire-extinguishing system. Also includes the latest braking assistance and brake force distribution features as well as night vision.

What. The. Hell. Does. She. Need. All. This. Shit. For.
Why don't eddiepuss just get her a Lamborghini and get it over with already. And at the same time why not get some driver dude to pump gas for her since she dislikes people staring at her when she's doing it. (From first chapter of Breaking Dawn.)

3. The fangirls.
Again, and again, and again. Nothing is worse than the fangirl. These are the people who tattoo twilight onto themselves, make lol catz into lol vampz, buy 'team edward' shirts at rip off prices, write endless fanfics of twilight, and make me disgraced of my gender.

4. They've turned vampires into pussies.
Cullen family, wake the hell up! You guys are supposed to be cold blooded animals that suck human blood. You guys are supposed to live on the lives of others like your ancestors, Nosferatu, Vladimir, and so on, not make peace with humans. You guys are damned creatures forever!
Who cares if it's the 21st century?
YOU GUYS ARE STILL VAMPIRES.
(And the same goes for you Jacob Black, you are a lycanthrope! You are not forgiven even though you seem a little bit better.)




So my conclusion is...
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Screw Bitchlight. I'm watching Underworld.
Underworld is a series of movies about the fight between vampires and lycanthropes.
It's more truthful to it's past/myths about their ancestors (which equals more violence) plus the characters are more mature and hotter.




Damn it. Rise of the Lycans (3rd installment of the Underworld series) is only coming out end of January. And double-damn, there's no Kate Beckinsale or Scott Speedman in this one. =(

And, okay, maybe the guy in this one ain't as hot as the guy in the previous one, but you can't really blame him. He's a 1st generation lycan while the previous dude was a hybrid vamp/lycan. And the current vamp girl's eyes don't shine and she doesn't wear all leather clothes either like Selene (previous movie's vamp girl).



But hell, I think this one will have the best storyline (and violence), out of all of the movies in the series. So yes, it is a must watch. (And FINALLY, there's no more dominant-main-female-character. The main character's a dude now. )



The trailer for Underworld: Rise of The Lycans