R.I.P Blog.

Until further notice, this blog will NOT be fucking resurrected.
This thing has KICKED THE BUCKET, BOUGHT THE FARM, PUSHED DAISIES, GONE TO CALI, CHECKED OUT, 
DIED.

I'm on Tumblr now instead. =D

http://insane-nity.tumblr.com/

Click. You know you kind of want to.

Adults. Hmph.

I hate adults.
They make 3 minute phone calls and want me to reply unrequired answers when they could just send me a message with 8 words.

I would still do the same thing even though they didn't call. Maybe I could even do the thing without feeling annoyed.

9G be pimpin'

If you enter a room and your hand seems to be reaching for the light switch when the sun's still blaring it's laser rays, does that mean you're suffering from that night-awake-morning-sleep syndrome thing?

Oh god I need some sleep I can't even remember my disease.

It's nos-something, I swear. Nosferatu?

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Okay I googled "owls are animals" and I found the word, it's nocturnal. Somehow my brain's not being too kind to me now. I think it's cause of www.9gag.com  

Honestly with 9g, no one, and I mean NO ONE, should be able to sleep. I swallowed down 2 bowls of caffeine infused tea just to keep on reading until page 60+ dude. IN ONE SINGLE NIGHT. 

SOMEONE OWES ME A MEDAL FOR THIS SHIT. (I was originally clean from caffeine for a month or so.)

And wtf. The floor just got mopped and the detergent smells like vodka. Absolut ruby red btw, if you're wondering.

Okay, enough mind wandering. It's PIMPIN' TIME.

Hmm... I sense a pattern?

And all of this beautiful content is from 9g. So go there now please. Your life is not wasted awesomely without it.

A post of everything and anything.

This is blog is dead.

Well nevermind. I'm (kind of ) awesome so now it's resurrected.

The world will thank me. One day. >=D

Note to self: be nice.

A person who is nice to a friend and not nice to a waiter, is not a nice person.

My inner child just fell in love. (Click here for source.)

Chocolate truffles, I WILL make you one day, mark my words. (Click here for source.)

*groan*

I'm supposed to be doing some Physics work for tuition in about 2 hours but god, thinking about how much I lack time now just prompted me to do this post.

I miss the holidays. A whole month of doing nothing and absolutely nothing at all except for sleeping. There was the other daily needs like shitting, eating, drinking and etc, but sleep consumed the most time.

And now I'm busy like fuck. =/ I know others have more shit than me to do like school projects, tuition and extra-curricular stuff but I have never felt so DROWNED before in all this responsibility. So excuse me a little, I'm a first timer.

I spent the whole of yesterday sleeping. Sleeping my ass off cause I know once the week starts it's gonna be hectic again, and I'm gonna miss my bed so much I'd wanna fuck it.

Crack The Shutters

Crack the Shutters by Snow Patrol.




Crack the shutters open wide
I want to bathe you in the light of day.
And just watch you as the rays
tangle up around your face and body.
I could sit for hours
finding new ways to be awed each minute.
Cause the daylight seems to want you
just as much as i want you.

(almost) New Year's Resolutions!

Okay I know it's kinda late to post this but I SWEAR I did them before the year ended! 
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...Okay stop shooting me with sceptical lasers, they hurt man. My lies have feelings too, you know!

[Oh and totally random but I think sceptical (british spelling) beats skeptical (american spelling), cause honestly would you prefer Oktober over October? No? I knew it. No one wants the K to replace the C.]


So anyways, back to the main point, my resolutions. If I do follow these resolutions, I know my future will  definitely be more certain and I won't spend the rest of my life flipping fries at McD's or cleaning toilets.




1. Stop procrastinating important things.
Note the word IMPORTANT.
Important things include: homework that is being assigned by a bitch teacher, folios, studying, tuition shiz, and form 4 revision.
The other things that I should do, but they're optional are: sleeping (more than 6 hours), daydreaming, using PPS, using StumbleUpon, using Facebook, and anything and everything that includes electronics ...can go screw themselves. I WILL prioritize AND carry them out.

2. Stop sleeping so much.
This isn't much of an issue to most people, but most people don't exactly sleep when they're bored. Well I do that, and I love it. 
...But it's bad so yeah, stop, I know. Not an easy task so I plan to take it one step at a time by forcing myself to sleep by a schedule. 


3. Do not get enticed by decadence.
No matter how appealing vodka, sleeping at weird times, procrastinating, getting drunk, and not doing anything is, nothing beats getting a good paycheck. 

song.

I wouldn't be able to sleep if I didn't post this.



I really love this song, especially the lyrics. The way Meg and Dia sing it, it's perfect. I can barely describe it well, so just give it a listen

"But these things take time love.
These things take backbone.
And theyll tell you what you want to hear
cause they think its better. Better.
But you better know how to point out the liars.
Youve got to weigh your wars make sure youre not fighting for nothing. Nothing.
Are you fighting for nothing, nothing?"

Ke$ha

(Btw her name is pronounced as cash-sha. Telling the world cause I had some issues in pronouncing it too.)


I've been drowning myself shamelessly in pop, and I fucking love it. I feel kinda dirty and guilty but screw that shit, I love these songs.



Your Love is My Drug. In my opinion, it ties with Blah Blah Blah feat. 3OH!3 as the best tracks off her album.

Her album isn't even physically released yet and I freaking love it.

A lot of people are comparing her with Gaga but seriously? I think they're really different. Gaga's pop is avant garde-ish by being weird in a good way, while Ke$ha's is traditional electropop with less electro and MASSIVE pop.


Having a serious guilty pleasure here, I think I'll leave the shame in another uhh... 1 year?
Until her next album comes out.

Stumble Upon.

Stumble Upon to adults is like a playground for kids.


It's full of fun surprising things,










sometimes you meet friends,


you can learn stuff,


@ The Oatmeal. Click HERE.




and there's the occasional pedophile.



Awesome silhouette masterpieces @ HERE.








So go to stumble upon, NOW. www.stumbleupon.com 
And if you're using Mozilla, get the stumble add-on, hours and hours of mindless websites to flip through. Stumble upon is like a remote control to channel surf the internet.

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And on a side note, R.I.P. Rev. 

Drummer of Avenged Sevenfold died today. God took a lot of celebrities this year, but The Rev's death is pure awful to me. =/ He contributed a lot to A7X with the crazy ass drumming, the good side vocals, and his hilarious personality. He will be missed.

pimpin' time.

The year is ending, and I want to do at least one thing right...

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...with this awesome song!



Blame It On The Pop (Mashup of the top 25 songs of 2009) by DJ Earworm. It'll blow your ears away.

Complaining

Complaining is a (wonderful, amazing, almost as good as winning the lottery) hobby that everyone has done. Do not deny that you hate complaining. You love to complain, you just hate listening to it.

When complaining to someone we feel like someone actually gives a shit about our problems when actually 80% of the time they're thinking "Hmm I wonder what happens if I burn my toes off? It must be more interesting than this pile of shit."

This is why therapists get a good pay, they have the shittiest jobs ever. (Okay, maybe not since clowns have the job of being retarded for amusement.)

Circle of complaining goes like this:

Well fuck all, in the end everyone's just gonna get a big fat headache.

And so this is why I have devised a plan to lessen complaints. Not permanently destroy all complaints from the earth (2012 apocalypse would be true if that happened.), but just lessen it so everyone won't get crazy.

1. Complain.
It may seem ridiculous to cure complaints by complaining (kinda like curing a hangover by drinking more alcohol...) but it should work!
You can't keep bullshit inside you forever or you'll explode one day like a bullshit volcano. So yes, complain away. Just let it out once though. ONCE.  

2. Find a solution.
Girlfriend left you? Find a prostitute.
Boyfriend cheated? Cut his balls off.
Too much homework? Feed it to your dog.
No problem in this world does not have a solution, the only complication is that some people are unwilling to solve it and would rather just wallow in their sadness.

3. Get over it.
So you got AIDS from the prostitute, jailed for assaulting the cheater, and you failed your finals. Well nothing can be done, time to move on.


Note: Just a humourous way to talk to my self-conscience, do some photoshop, and dabble in "philosophy" or whatever the hell it is.

3 topics, 1 retard.

This post just reveals my stupidity. I'm making this because I'm shameless and want to wallow in all that is shunned upon. I can so I will.

1. I think I just realised that I may be the messiest person alive.
My room is a complete shithole, I'm actually able to sleep on crap and sometimes I can't even see my floor.
And a picture (wow, I'm amazed too) to show how serious this is:



... and that's just part of it.
The laptop's the cleanest part cause I actually need to life it up sometimes.

2. I pick up random hobbies.
Okay first the baking, then it was the origami, now it's the crocheting. I have got to stop before I become a cat lady on drugs.
...but how can you resist THIS?!



(unicorn bear from HERE. Random picture owner pls do not kill me, I just like your teddy.)

3. I baked and will bake somemore cookies for Christmas.
Anyone want some? =D I need someone, anyone to finish them. I got cinnamon oatmeal, ginger cookies and sugar cookies. (Sugar cookies are just plain cookies really. Don't be fooled by that "sugar" name. I hate excessive sugar.)

OH LOOKIT A PUP. 8D

AWW.


Sorry for the sudden dog outburst. It's 7:42 am in the morning and I just had oatmeal with cinnamon.

1 Good Thing About Twilight.

The single good thing to come out from the Twilight saga. How come I never noticed this before?! Oh god maybe I've been ignoring it too much.

Well anyways, click HERE for all the LOL-tastic goodness. This guy is a genius with words and a website.


A quote from the post to talk you into believing me...

"The baby in Bella's belly starts growing incredibly fast. And it starts hurting Bella, as each kick it gives has the super strength of a vampire behind it. As it grows, Bella gets sicker, and then the good stuff starts. The baby kicks so hard it breaks Bella's ribs and then severs her spine. Are you imagining Kristen Stewart wearing a fake pregnancy belly and pretending to have been suddenly crippled by her own fetus? Because I am and it's making me laugh and laugh and laugh."

Well random Devin dude, YOU making me laugh and laugh and laugh. Oh god my stomach almost broke in half laughing. This guy, hilarious. This quote ain't doing him justice. He works better in paragraphs and posts.

God actually likes me in this moment. Wow.

I feel like buying 500 lottery tickets right at this moment. You know why? Well here's the story...

I was watching How I Met Your Mother like how I do everytime I'm pissed bored at home drowning myself in cookies. I watched finish the most recent episode which is Season 5 Episode 9, Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of The Slap. After that, I decided to randomly click on an episode which I've never watched before. And guess what? I miraculously clicked on the first episode that had the Slap Bet in it.

Am I lucky or is this reverse-Murphy's Law?

Now I need to buy some DaMaCai before my luck runs out.

Cracked. Loved.

Pls click HERE and read. I know you want to. Oh not. Ah whatever you're missing out on Cracked.

I love Cracked.
Love love love love teletubbies, barney and sesame street kind of love.  The kind of love that is embarassing to tell the world but you don't care cause nothing beats that awesome feeling in your heart that you know you love <3.
The amount I love of Cracked is around 50% I love of water/sleep/yaoi. It is A LOT.

Y'know why?
I didn't really know why.

Cause after all, it's just another one of those humour sites. There's still FMyLife, Lamebook, CollegeHumour, and more.

There's one small difference in it that makes it's very, very special though. And to quote Cracked themselves:

It turns out that actual smart, funny writing is such a rare thing on the Internet that people show up in droves when they get wind of it.

Holy fuckety fuck, I never realised it before. So this is why I prefer KennySia over Xiaxue! Xiaxue's definitely more interesting than kennysia but kennysia just wins the LULZ man.

And another thing, Cracked writers and commenters don't make me feel stupid.
You ever read the comments sections on CollegeHumour?
Well, they hurt. They really do hurt. They hurt my bloody brain for hell's sake.

All the random shitheads with their "OMG FIRST!!111!", the douchebags that have their shitty "holier than thou" attitude, and the retards who make no sense. They make CollegeHumour go from awesome to painful.

And I rate the level of awesomeness of the comments sections on various humour sites...

1. Cracked.

They give extra info on the articles, they make things funnier, they verify things if something's weird about the article, and sometimes they're just... literate. (I love people who spell correct and without all the cH@tSp3Ak.)

2. Lamebook.

There's still annoying OMGF1RST!!!11! comments but that's kinda rare. Some of the random comments that aren't supposed to make sense sometimes actually do make some sense.

3. Geekologie.

60% don't make shit sense but I love all those PEW PEW PEWs that manage to get me laughing even though it's so random. Ah geek are such entertainment sometimes. :D

4. FMyLife.

A lot of douchebags prowl on FML. The fuckers that put YouDeserveIt without thinking. Some people are about to die from terminal diseases and they just hit the YDI button. They're the minority but still they range in thousands.

5. CollegeHumour.

The nerds/douchebags at Collegehumour are so lame. Their comments section is always not worth reading.

I'm a comments section junkie. I love comments on stuff and yet I can't digest all this crap.

6. PerezHilton. (Not exactly humour site but there's still LULZ.)

1 word: horror. The ads, assholes, FIRST!!!'s, chatspeakers, people that make no sense, etc, THEY'RE ALL THERE. ALL.


Ohmygawd a part of me inside just died. D8 So horrifying just remembering.

Supernatural. Super-frustrating.

Totally random note that 99% people who read my blog will not giving a flying fuck about but....


SAM WINCHESTER YOU ARE A BLEEDING IDIOT. D<


Just finished season 4 of Supernatural and WTF. -___-

Ever been let down before by people you actually trusted?
I have. Many, many times. I think this is about the 5th time it's happened.

I'm not an unreasonable person. When someone suddenly says that something important has come up and plans before have to be changed or either not happening, I'd understand. I won't throw blame around and I'll find another way.
But when it's happened repeatedly your faith in that person just gets shattered. Especially when the plans are very important to me and those plans have taken months to arrange.

Most people will hear of my situation and just recommend me to "screw them! There's others out there that are far better!"

Okay. So how the hell do I divorce my family?

Question Of The Day :1

If you're in a conversation with a bunch of people, some of whom you are close with, some you barely know, and some absolute strangers, what is inappropriate, and what is not? O_o


Talking with a few people some time ago and was having few (note: few. Not many, not none, but moderate.) laughs. A joke was in my head but I was confused to say it or not.

IF IT WENT WELL:
1. They laugh.
2. They think my sense of humour is sick but nevertheless, funny.
3. They know I'm open-minded.
4. I'd know they're easy-going and I'll eventually grow a liking to them too.

IF IT FAILS:
1. They think I'm sick. Not in a good way too. =/
2. They think I'm the sort who is too open minded and likes to say TMI stuff to everyone I'm talking to.
3. They'll avoid me like the plague/swine-flu/H1N1.

and worst case scenario is...

4. If they're dicks and douche bags they'll spread rumours about me being the most disgusting person to ever look them in the eye and say "Toothpaste makes your dick swell!".


So yeah. To say or not to say.




RANDOM SHIT YOU DON'T NEED TO READ CAUSE IT'S BORING. YOU'RE MOST LIKELY TO CLICK THE "close tab" BUTTON DURING THE FIRST HALF OF THE PARAGRAPH ANYWAYS:

Everyone should know I'm open-minded. Like fo' srs open-minded. You could tell me you fucked a cow and impregnated it and all I would say is "Eh did you like it? Could I see your cow-human hybrid baby? 8D"

Some things I don't accept though are:

1. Racism gone too far.

I hate a few races sometimes. Actually no, let me rephrase that. I hate ALL races sometimes, even my own. Sometimes a group of people will do things in their nature that other groups hate.
Unavoidable. Get over it, fact of life. All we can do is complain and pray the other groups don't find out about it.
Ignorance = bliss.
But you know people go too far sometimes like dragging a cow's head through the streets to protest the building of an Indian temple. -___- Idiots.

2. Insulting religious people and people insulting religions (too much anyways).

This has got to be common sense. Most people don't do it but some assholes are STILL going to people's funerals and shouting "GOD HATES FAGS!".
Some religions are still topics of jokes, so be open-minded if someone's joking about them. You have the right to freak out when that person starts throwing cow/pig's blood on you.

3. Dicks. Douchebags. Assholes.

Y'know. The fuckers who keep boasting to you about their awesome 100 million dollar private jets, fucking hot Megan Fox-ish trophy wives/girlfriends, and their recent achievements.
Yeah we know you worked hard for all your achievements, but can't you see our eyes rolling yet? WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW. FUCK OFF.