I am so tired.
Just got back from Kedah and it's been like 60km (or more? I don't know.) and I'm totally dead.
Got 2 teeth removed from my mouth too. And the experience of getting teeth pulled out is... weird.
It didn't hurt a single bit, but after the dentist poked my mouth with the numbing needle, I swear I was hallucinating man. The doctor asked me to get up and all I could do was 'O__O' at him. And then my mom whacked me on the head and I finally woke up.
I think the novacaine (numbing medicine) makes you high.
Well anyways, there's a rat in my kitchen. Why you ask? That's cause for the 2 days me and my mom weren't home, my family seem to have forgot the responsibility of closing the kitchen door.
And just now when I was in the kitchen taking out the weighing machine from underneath some rack place where the fearful thing is hidden, the effing rat jumped from under it.
Immediately after that my mouth seemed to spill profanities faster than most people piss.
(And yes the weighing machine is in the kitchen. I'm not sure why but I think it's for people to scare the shit after themselves right after they've eaten. So they can lao sai and lose the damn weight off immediately. Smart eh?)
So then of course the rat ran away and hid somewhere else. I of course will not freaking catch/kill it cause I'm a scaredy cat, and no way in hell am I waking parents up to get a scolding. So sorry, food, gonna have to risk you.
=(
Tired.
And PMR results on Tuesday.
=(
Sigh.
Pre-Life Crisis
I think I'm having a pre-life crisis.
And no I'm not a kicking fetus in someone's tummy just urging to crawl out of a vagina.
And pre-life crisis, as I would put it in quite normal words, is a crisis when someone finally realizes that he/she needs to grow the hell up and take on responsibilities soon or he/she will create he/she's own trouble and tombstone.
(I'm going to be 16 soon and why do I still feel like I'm still an immature, irresponsible, dirty-mouthed brat?)
I am someone is a freaking tired and needs a vacation.
A holiday.
A getaway.
A something.
But like all life crisis, they tend to pop up at the weirdest times.
AND MY HOLIDAY URGE IS AT THE END OF DECEMBER.
Why does my brain think like this? I think I was born with my brain in my ass.
...And I shit it out already.
Sigh.
For the first time ever, I will publicly announce my up-rise, and my downfall.
I HATE HTML.
God and Bill Gates couldn't have created a more hateful thing.
I can't even place the images in the correct position... I fear I am turning into a... FAILURE (this failure echoes btw like in the movies).
=(
Yeah I know it's slight and it'll fully recover soon once I find some person nice enough on an internet forum to show clueless novices like me how to handle a web page in a understandable language.
And it's xmas eve. And I like my festive days alone. Shhhhh... Don't tell anyone. I hate rejecting to go parties. It's kinda saddening for me to let someone down. But even saddening for me to spend festive days with people.
I'm a alone person. For festive days anyways, and I would prefer it to remain that way.
WHAT. DA. F*beep*.
Just woke up just now. I was turning around in my bed and wondering:
"wtf is the lights so damn bright stupid sun and my legs can't really move."
And then I really rubbed my eyes and was O_O OH GOD.
It was still night and it was 2am. I was in my jeans from yesterday.
Seems I passed out due to tired-ness yesterday afternoon. I think my mom bombed down the door or something but I couldn't hear and my cellphone's in the car so yeah, couldn't wake up.
This is like some sort of non-alchoholic hangover or something. My brain is still kinda dizzy.
Woe is me?
I am not one to regularly have a good, honest and truthful heart to heart conversation or rant before, but it seems I am needing one now. I usually need them to get my brain (or what's left of it anyways,) to the ground and really ponder about what's important in life. The things that really matter in the end and eat at my soul.
Usually as humans we have occasions where we say for example, "Life sucks", "If only...", "Why can't...?" and etc. Life is never perfect. Oh well at least for ourselves. But I've always wondered how could we possibly say that when others are clearly suffering and tolerating more than us just right in front of our noses.
I've always wondered how and why we can just simply enjoy what life has to give when people from somewhere else is practically starving on our doorsteps. Sure they aren't related to us nationally, religiously, status-wise, and the like, but aren't we all the same under the skin?
(I am not preaching, I am merely questioning and wondering. I, as a human, occasionally regularly complain about life as it is now too.)
“We are all brothers under the skin - and I, for one, would be willing to skin humanity to prove it”
-Ayn Rand
Easier said than done it seems.
As of 04:24 GMT (EST+5) Dec 20, 2008, there is a number of 6,748,257,522 in the world. (Note: GMT +8 hours is Malaysian time.)
What are we in this endless sea of people?
And to think there are countless galaxies out there with countless planets with other possible life forms, I feel like my meager existence doesn't amount to much at all.
So while we're still alive and kicking, why not help some others eh?
1. http://www.one.org/
One Campaign is a non-profit organization which aims to fight against AIDS and extreme poverty.
2.
Everyone should know this is the WWF and what it does.
(Save a cute panda [and other animals], please?)
@(o･ｪ･o)@
3.
Stop Global Warming. (Quite literally, really.)
Heat's getting pretty bad, and we can totally feel it in Malaysia. Mornings are burning and air conditioning is even needed at night. =(
Just imagine other places.
Venice is practically drowning at times,some places are facing really bad drought and glaciers are practically burning.
(Venice streets are swimming.)
4.
I do not live in California, but even I know this is bad.
If you don't know yet, Prop 8 is a proposition ballot to eliminate the right of same-sex couples to marry. I mainly don't like it because it discriminates.
I'm not exactly fully aware of what's going on in California's balloting right now, but it seems they've lost the vote. But we can still change that by opposing it over time.
(And Ellen just took the words right outta my mouth. =D )
By the way, while randomly looking around for stuff for this post, saw this: http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/101_earth_facts_030722-1.html . I'm finding it pretty interesting too. Rocks can floats. Never knew. O_o
O_o
Crap crap crap crap crap.
I think I'm hallucinating. I HOPE I'M HALLUCINATING.
My plurk had an extra plurk today, my wiki says I contributed to the page of Taiping, Perak, and honestly I'm just freaked out. =(
I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN TO PERAK! >=O
(Well even if I did I wouldn't remember. Taiping is in Perak ah? O_o)
(Maybe I'm having some sort of evil twin that screws my stuff while I sleep my ass off. So this is why I feel more tired lately! Omg this is like a shitty ah beng remake of Fight Club.)
I think I need to get more sleep and rest... My mind is wandering and unwell.
Mommy, I want a flash mob too. =(
A flash mob is a large group of people who assemble suddenly in a public place, perform an unusual action for a brief time, then quickly disperse.
Please watch the videos to understand what the hell is a flash mob.
Now you should understand why I'm so eager to join the community of flash mob-ers?
The pillow fight ones seem the best. Soft, fluffy, and they remind me of sheep. =D
So anyways, click HERE for the website for the organization for pillow fighters.
Rules:
1. "Don't talk about Pillow Fight Club!" (especially to media and civic authories)
2. Don't be in location until the exact minute. (Set your watches)
3. Hide your pillows.
4. Rush in screaming "PILLOW FIIIIIIGHT!!!!!"
5. After 15mins of excruciating fun, leave.
6. Do NOT hit anyone with out a pillow! (This includes but not limited to people with cameras, bystanders, civic authorities, cars, use common sense)
No one knows why or for whom but only that it "just happens". Pass the message along to all the good vibe people you immediately know.
Does Malaysia, or better, Penang, have one? I don't really think so... >_>
So my resolution for 2010, after SPM, imma eff my ass along with 5000+ people or so, and y'know, pillow fight! =D
Crazy resolution I know but hell we only live once.
Some photos from Manchester's Pillow Fight Club and here.
Things that keep my corpse from rotting.
Korean/Japanese movies. (mostly korean.)
I have watched...
1.My Wife Is A Gangster 1 (Half of it anyways, too boring to continue)
2.My Wife Is A Gangster 3
3.Death Bell
4.April Snow
5.200 Pounds Beauty
6.I'm A Cyborg, But It's Okay
7.Who Slept With Her (Only 20 minutes though, nothing much happened and I wanted to sleep my ass off already)
8.Battle Royale
...and more to be added.
Death Bell and Battle Royale
Trailer for Death Bell
Synopsis (In my own crappy words)
A group of students are closed inside a school where they gotta take their midterm test, for every question they answer wrong, a student is killed.
=D
Ahh, the wondrous sounds of little boys and girls screaming. Pure beautiful music.
But other than that, this a quite good horror movie. I totally recommend every single person, pussy or not pussy, to watch.
And here is part 1 of the movie on youtube, watch before the asshole youtube administrators take it down:
2. Battle Royale.
This one is better than Death Bell in my opinion, cause the acting seems more... authentic, and the killings are smarter and more gory. The main character is the Light dude from Death Note. =D
Synopsis:
Bad students are sent to an island and they must kill one another until the last survivor. The last survivor can live. They are each given a bag of random items, and lol, some are so weird. Battle Royale is a must watch!
(Psst... It was banned in the US too, not just Malaysia which = damn good.)
And here is the 1st part of the whole movie from youtube:
Omg. So many korean and japanese movies on youtube. I think I'm gonna watch them until my eyes burn.
Things that keep me up at 4am
:D
These kinda weird videos always put a smile on my face and wake the shit outta me.
And omg Love Hearts Candy. I want some.
These are so cute. =D
And I remember from the book Diary by Chuck Palahniuk, the main character's boyfriend replaced all her birth control pills with these cute lil candies so she could get pregnant. Kinda lame and stupid but weirdly cute in a really weird way.
Love Hearts are a big fat (literally, cause y'know, too much candy=britney meltdown) rip off of Necco's Sweethearts,...
...BUT! I think Love Hearts has cuter thingys on them.
Example: Fax Me, Be My Icon, Doh! (from The Simpsons by you know who), Tickle Monster, (and like the dude in the video,) Mermaid Eloise (whatever the hell is that? O_o).
OR...
You aren't really a lovey-dovey person and would rather get laid by a highway truck (a.k.a, hit n run), than a real person, I would recommend these babies:
=D
I should really get like a bucket truck load of the Fuck Off ones and dump them all on things I hate, like Eddiepuss, slow drivers, pedophiles, and inconsiderate efftards. Maybe they'll actually get a hint.
Or maybe you do love, but you just have... different taste. May I interest you in...
Some Save The Earth candies?
Some lezbo or ghey lovin' ones eh?
There's one type that just right for you. And now if you'll excuse me, I need to be on my way to order some Fuck Off ones.
Alternate candies are available here: http://www.cafepress.com/americanangst/2408020
Necco ones are USA candies, and the Love Hearts are UK ones. Damn white people, they get all the good stuff.
Hmm... donuts.
Listening to Rule The World by Take That
Mood - Half drunk.
An optimist sees the doughnut whereas a pessimist see the hole, but I see... J. Co.
So what does that make me?
That makes me a Penangite hating all you damn KL-ers out there cause u assholes get to eat rings of sweet bliss.
Meet Hazel Dazzle, my very first (and favorite) doughnut of all the doughnuts in the world. This baby will beat Eddiepuss at dazzling ANYTIME.
Stupid KL-ers.
But anyways, it's 4am in the morning and I'm still blogging which means...
I am high on good music.
Now go listen. This song is amazing man. Has this calming feel to it and a weird way. I love M-Flo. =D
And this one from M-Flo features BoA:
M-Flo to me is like Epik High, just japanese.
And another random video input into this blog post, Ganguros, the panda-lalas of Japan:
Paint marker as eyeliner. O__o And omg that girl's fiance is a MOP.
Commercials, my imaginary best friend. =)
WTF. IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THIS!
It's 3am in the morning and I come across THIS:
3 words: WHAT. DA. *beep*.
And O_o.
It is so vulgar. But funny.
And omg lol this one:
This one's quite funny too. Saw it when I was 12 or so.
For the people that really hate their own family O__o:
Not funny, maybe the most annoying advertisement I've seen though. This is one REALLY good way to advertise your company, book a 30 second commercial space and repeat company's name for abt 15 times in total:
A thai beer commercial, good acting:
OMG I THINK I DON'T HAVE A FEAR OF CLOWNS NO MORE. Wtf why are they not in Malaysia?!
If they're Ronald's son and daughter, omg their mom must be Megan Fox:
You like the Kinder Chocolate Eggs? Then watch this and never eat one again:
Wow. These are some noodles. O__o:
HOLY SHIT THIS ONE IS THE BEST XD:
Lol the trannies, another reason why I love thai commercials:
Hate children:
LOL:
Thais should be known for their commercials too, not just trannies:
The guy's gonna die alone with 27 cats and happy meal:
Shit man this one damn unexpected and good:
Omg I love commercials. =)
I think I'm gonna be sent to hell for laughing and staring at these videos.
Urban Dictionary
www.urbandictionary.com
Possibly the best dictionary ever made. I think it even beats wiki.
You ask why? Well, see for yourself.
A few examples:
(Whatever that's in italics and green is an example of the usage of that word in a sentence. )
1. Faux five
2. The royal we.
A social offense that can be called out when one is being falsely spoken for.
"God, we got so plastered last night."
"The royal we. I had a vodka tonic and called it quits. You got so shitfaced you puked on my jacket and then attempted to fornicate with it."
"Good times. We have fun."
"Go fuck a blender."
(btw, fornicate=fuck.)
3.Lego hair
A particularly shitty male haircut in which the sides cover the ears and the hair appears to be "snap on".
"Cha Chi hadn't had a haircut in weeks. When he showed up it looked like he had lego hair."
4. Manicorn
"Where is my manicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"
"Too bad I settled when I got married, I just met my manicorn."
5. Suck it
SUCK IT!!!!!"
6. Connectile Dysfunction
1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.
"My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email. "
You want more words?
Go check up urban dictionary then.
chuckpalahniukandcriminalmindsslashie 8D
ZOMGWTF. 8D
CHUCK PALAHNIUK ON CRIMINAL MINDS SEASON 4'S EPISODE 2
8D
Don't mind me, I'm just crazy for the moment.
(Yeah it's just his words but omg my fav show and fav author on at the same time is like... omg I feel so happeh and high. WHO NEEDS MARIJUANA WHEN U GOT THIS?! 8D )
The quote was from the book Diary and I just finished reading it at 3am this morning. (GO ME!)
"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will."
-Chuck Palahniuk
I am truly grateful for being alive.
Do I even need a title?
I have the urge to rant. So I'm gonna rant.
Screw eddiepuss. PLEASE.
So maybe he'll be happy cause he's finally out of the closet and his fangirls can fangirl even more since he's yaoi. -__-
That's should be all that I need to rant actually, but I feel I need a reason for this hatred. Hatred shouldn't just pop out for no reason, since it is quite a violent emotion.
REASONS WHY EDDIEPUSS AND THE REST OF THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS SHOULD BE SCREWED.
1. The ridiculousness of Stephenie Meyer
Okay, first up one ultimate WTF: female vampires can't have their period=no babies. But male vampires can have sperm=babies.
WTF WTF WTF. STEPHENIE MEYER U SEXIST!
Eddiepuss is gay! Of course he wants a child! Most gay men want children! *points at Clay Aiken* If it wasn't for this stupid thing Stephenie Meyer made up, he would've screwed some hot vampire chick already and spat in Bella's face! Why in the world would he want some weak mortal chick to screw when he could get some never dying forever young vampire chick?!
2. Bella your clumsiness is on purpose.
What biotch can be such a threat to herself until she needs a car that only mafia bosses use!
Meet the Mercedes Benz S600 Guard. Has heavy reinforcements and can withstand armour resisting military-standard small-arms projectiles, hand grenade fragments other explosive charges. Additional safety features include run-flat tyres, a self-sealing fuel tank and a fire-extinguishing system. Also includes the latest braking assistance and brake force distribution features as well as night vision.
What. The. Hell. Does. She. Need. All. This. Shit. For.
Why don't eddiepuss just get her a Lamborghini and get it over with already. And at the same time why not get some driver dude to pump gas for her since she dislikes people staring at her when she's doing it. (From first chapter of Breaking Dawn.)
3. The fangirls.
Again, and again, and again. Nothing is worse than the fangirl. These are the people who tattoo twilight onto themselves, make lol catz into lol vampz, buy 'team edward' shirts at rip off prices, write endless fanfics of twilight, and make me disgraced of my gender.
4. They've turned vampires into pussies.
Cullen family, wake the hell up! You guys are supposed to be cold blooded animals that suck human blood. You guys are supposed to live on the lives of others like your ancestors, Nosferatu, Vladimir, and so on, not make peace with humans. You guys are damned creatures forever!
Who cares if it's the 21st century?
YOU GUYS ARE STILL VAMPIRES.
(And the same goes for you Jacob Black, you are a lycanthrope! You are not forgiven even though you seem a little bit better.)
So my conclusion is...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Screw Bitchlight. I'm watching Underworld.
Underworld is a series of movies about the fight between vampires and lycanthropes.
It's more truthful to it's past/myths about their ancestors (which equals more violence) plus the characters are more mature and hotter.
Damn it. Rise of the Lycans (3rd installment of the Underworld series) is only coming out end of January. And double-damn, there's no Kate Beckinsale or Scott Speedman in this one. =(
And, okay, maybe the guy in this one ain't as hot as the guy in the previous one, but you can't really blame him. He's a 1st generation lycan while the previous dude was a hybrid vamp/lycan. And the current vamp girl's eyes don't shine and she doesn't wear all leather clothes either like Selene (previous movie's vamp girl). 
But hell, I think this one will have the best storyline (and violence), out of all of the movies in the series. So yes, it is a must watch. (And FINALLY, there's no more dominant-main-female-character. The main character's a dude now. )
The trailer for Underworld: Rise of The Lycans
List Of Banned Movies In Malaysia
This here, this beautiful list, is a list of banned movies in Malaysia. They range from comedies, to insightful documentaries about religion and love.
*Note: this list is from wiki. So don't point fingers at me if it's a little off.
So our government wants to ban us from good movies huh?! Like Harold and Kumar?! Sin City?! Queen of The Damned?! The Saw Series?! The 40-Year-Old Virgin?! Hostel?! Brokeback Mountain?! Borat?!
And wtf. Why ban rent?! Rent's a musical! WTF. It's not violent and contains no vulgar stuff wtf why ban?! Siao ah?!
Does this movie about a few friends wanting to sing broadway seem harmful?! It's more gentle than Phantom Of The Opera even! WTF. I think they just banned it cause either one or some of them are lesbian and some others are HIV postive and there's one dude is a cross-dresser.
And cao hai. Mother*beeps* screwed zoolander off our cinemas.
*spits* (Yes I know, spitting is bad, but these guys are worse.)
Well screw you Malaysian Government. Screw you.
We can still get DVDs from our semi-trustful Ah Bengs, limewire, and youtube!
But damn la. Bo song leh watch in normal tv or pc. No good sound effects like in the cinema. =(
But what to do? The government's got their underwear in a bunch and are so tight about everything.
And I think Malaysia's got the longest list of all in the wiki page. -__-
George Nozuka
Talk to Me by George
Wtf is this guy not famous yet?! His album came out more than a year ago!
He's got a pretty nice voice, looks okay (actually more than okay. *points towards abs*), and his songs are pretty good.
So wtf isn't he famous yet?
And yes I have a way to tell if he's famous or not.
By...
Wiki!
Not much info. AT ALL. And there isn't a different page for the discography.
Hmm. He needs more pimpin'.
(And another great song.)
Not my dog. >_>
The creature comes from underneath...
The table cloth! =D
HA. So cookies are the solution to earth'd problems. I knew it.
By the way it ain't my dog.
Jooling's.
Only she has pets that weird. -__-
Where have all the smart people gone?!
On usual occasions I wouldn't give a flying fuck about GSC's bad movie choices, but holy shit on a stick, when I searched the entire movie list and didn't see a single trace of Nick And Norah's Infinite Playlist...
(WTF. WHY DON'T YOU SHOW NICK AND NORAH. I WANT NICK AND NORAH. EVEN LEZSAY LOHAN LIKE NICK AND NORAH. NICK AND NORAH! NICK AND NORAH!)
Fuck. I couldn't stand twilight bitchlight no more.
It seems at every inch and corner I look at this movie I just find a goddamn flaw.
1. I actually like the actress playing Bella.
She was that chick from Zathura. I liked her. Now she's playing a twat character, Bellabitch. Thank you MTV, for killing everything I have ever liked.
2. Eddiepuss.
Who's playing Eddiepuss other than... Ah, Cedric Fuckerry.
Annoying as ever in Harry Potter, and will be at least a few million folds more annoying in bitchlight as the 'omgsohawt, dazzlin, bradpittreincarnate, richerthanbillgates' Edward Cullen, better known as, Eddiepuss.
3. The makers, MTV.
I hate you, hate you, hate you, hate you, hate you, hate you, MTV.
HATE. (American MTV btw, no offence to MTV of other countries, even though most of them suck the same anyways. Don't ask why I hate, I just do. )
4. The fangirls.
Maybe the most terrifying of all species of human. The fangirl resides in deep dark corners and pays regular respect and prays often to their god, Eddiepuss. The fangirl is renowned for having terrifying abilities to scream, pounce, and obsess. If meeting a fangirl, do not, and I repeat, DO NOT, offend their god. (Though you may roll your eyes continuously and snicker quietly. You can mock their divine one safely behind their backs.) If bitten by a fangirl, please report to the authorities or you will get hideous rabies on your buttcrack and will suddenly developed a serious case of hepatitise Z.
Edit: I finally found 1 single good part of bitchlight, Jacob Black. Sharkboy seemed to have grew. And yes, his character is as annoying as fuck cause he's a big pussy in the book/movie for obsessing over Bella like a lil puppy dog. BUT! He's hot and he actually has a nice tan. Hmm... tans.
And just a lil picture here to get what I mean...
This proves a fact, people do not need to dazzle under the sun, have infinite amounts of money, and be 100+ years old to look hot. (And can't eddiepuss get a tan?! A fake tan!! Y'know, the one Paris Hilton uses. He's loaded enough to get one anyways. )
Compilations of Insanity. Enjoy.
I plan to
Ah fuck it. I'll jump off. Easier.
note: I'll be updating this spot regularly. Cause y'know, it ain't that easy to die man.
1. Make alchohol ice cubes.
I shall steal my dad's carlsberg and pour them into ice cube box thing and put a skittle in each and every one.
:D Oh yesh. And if I really can't stand them, I'll just give them to my dog.
Insane rating: 3/10
2. Buy 1 cinema ticket but watch 10 movies.
I'll buy a cheapass pass at 6 bucks, go into the cinema, watch my movie, go toilet, and then go to next one. And if I'm really scared that the cinema ushers will bust my ass, I shall leave 10 minutes beforehand to the toilet and hide my ass there.
Insane rating: 7/10 (higher rating cause got chance of being caught by authorities)
3. Squeeeezzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cash outta family and go shopping spree at queens, prangin and maybe times square.
Need about 700 bucks. Have to start saving now. Gonna buy all the bullshit I need for next few years.
Insane rating: 1/10
4. Go genting with jooling again and get into outdoor park without paying.
Holy shit my friends got in once for about 4 hours without paying and they climbed back out. Fucking crazy.
Insane rating: 8/10 (can kena catch by police?)
5. Learn how to cook.
At least learn how to fry an egg gua.
Insane rating: Infinite. (can burn my house)
6. Make sugar coated apples.
Last time I attempted to sugar water thing, THIS was the result:
Oh dear God. Yes I did do that. And yes it is made totally out of sugar and water. I got hell from my mom for this.
Insane rating: 6/10 (1. Can burn house. 2. Can kill microwave. Eh wait, I already killed my microwave.)
7. Burn any PMR related books.
Or maybe not. I should recycle them and save the earth, burning only encourages a carbon dioxide increase.
Insane rating:0/10 (it's kinda expected.)
8. Shave my head. Get stripes.
Holy bucket of water. I did this before but stupid me forgot to take a pic.
And let's do it again shall we? :D
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-CHA!
You know what? I'll take that back.
Insane rating: fuck no/10
kua here oo epic lulz
Omg lolz i got this from an email. It seems nowadays i get loads of lulz stuff.
GSCE 'O' Levels
Hokkien Exam Paper
Instructions:
1. Read the passage carefully
2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.
3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !
Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)
Question:
Singalella why become rich ?
Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.
She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.
Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.
Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.
If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.
Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.
CPF poon boh.
But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.
So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah."
Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, "Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard."
Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.
Tap pai how, buay zhiak, buay koon and buay pang-sai.
That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.
Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?"
So Singaalella kong, "I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian."
She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money."
So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.
She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.
At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.
Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.
Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat", Singalella came in.
Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.
"Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai."
Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!"
Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.
But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.
He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.
So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.
So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.
Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.
Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien....
A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.
Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.
A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.
zhia lat
E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.
leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean
F9. Don't understand rating.
kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?
lolz @ Gay Jay Chou
...so it seems some people are still damn bo liao.
But lol it's hilarious. So inspiration comes from boredom? O_o
Hmm... boggles the mind.
(by the way, if you're chinese-deficit, the video contains hamsap lyrics of Jay Chou's Qi Li Xiang. )
LOL CAO HAI. Thanks to Jay's 咬字, there's entertainment for us. And the 2nd vid is huo fuck yuan jia
I think this is the funniest one though. xD
from: last person on earth who doesn't get turned on by Initial D
Dear Vivian .
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm selling myself. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds with Paris Hilton and I saw you put leeches on Machester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. (holy effing hell NOH.) I'm returning our matching snoopy-bibs (huh?) to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about Oprah Winfrey imitations.
Go and drown yourself,
Hui Min
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Just joking! =D
I'm not really gonna turn into a transvestite and sell myself on the streets of Love Lane and I don't really like garbage men or fat black cows chicks!
Just doing a tag given by jesshie KOK!
And sorry to vivo for scaring you. =)
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.___12___,-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - CastratePink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
I tag:
EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN PERSON WHO DOES THIS!
Goddamn do it! You know you want to! xD
............................................................................................................................................................................
Now for an update on my real life.
I went to genting last Thursday until Sunday. And honestly goddamn man.
So. Many. Lalas.
Me and jooling played a game where each lala we found = 2 points. After just 2 days we got together about 400 points. Freaking crazy. And lalas come in groups mobs hordes INFINITE NUMBERS!
Scary.
Lala shoes of death. *shudders*
...and cao hai. It seems like i'm the last person on earth who sucks at doesn't like Initial D. Even monks go all the way to genting to play.
So that was my weekend and umm... "few" days of skipping school. Nothing much you know.
School was BORING! Museum was even MOAR BORING! The museum was so boring that I and a few other freaks actually bothered to come out of the cold nice air conditioned museum and squat in the hot museum garden like drug addicts playing Cho Dai Di.
Cho dai di's some chinese poker game lar. Learned it last week from some friend in genting. Siao jooling played until 4am in the morning with them. >_>
Images from here. Quite a funny blog. Go visit! =D
Cho dai di's a good game at passing time. Play until like 3 hours non stop. >_> Gambling IS fun.
Please excuse my occasional dork moments.
"I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three
The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic
I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality
When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three
As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer
We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed."
-Kumar
(From the film 'Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay', written by David Feinberg)
And the poem recited from the film.
(another) to do list.
I am a...
LAZY ASS.
It's been like what, 2 months since I've last updated?
PMR was a reasonable excuse not to blog, but like it's over so yeah, I better get my ass off the bed.
Anyways, imma making this a to do list so it's much convenient and easier.
TO DO's
1. Bake.
Omg I've baked and eaten so much chcocolate cake and cookies I think my shit would come out as chocolate cake and cookies.
Oh wait... They already do.
2. Learn how to connect external speakers to a laptop
...and at the same time learn wtf is a Male RCA Adapter.
http://www.avcable.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=CTGY&Category_Code=RCA-ADAPTER-MALE
Holy shit on a stick. I just googled it and THIS came out. Wtf is the difference between male and female adapters anyways?! Ah shoot me I need Steve Jobs or Bill Gates as my secreatary.
3. Blood-ify some stuff for halloween.
Red food colouring? Check. (red food colouring is used because it's harder to remove off clothes and will require a few times of washing to remove, thus making it more realistic. Cause real blood stains clothes?) Screwed up sanity? Check. Easy-to-blood-ify clothes? Umm... umm... umm... No. Most of my clothes are black. Shit.
4. Make a straightjacket.
Yes hell I'm trying to make THIS. Well actually no. I'm just sewing longer sleeves and finding some sort of buckle to connect them sleeves and then sewing another random buckle-belt thingy somewhere. I'm making a black one though cause white clothes I have none.
5. Find my Sims 2 expansion packs.
YESH I ARE NERD. LEAVE ME ALONE.
6. Buy a scorpion.
The pet store is at Bukit Bendera! Just nidda find some random day and hitchhike's Seetha's Dad's car and imma get a friggin scorpion.
(Edit: Oh shit omg they need so much care and even a tank like thingy to keep them in with a heat mat?! Wat da... )
Well that's pretty much it. I'm a pretty simple person.
I spy with my little eye... A TAG!
Tagged by... THE BOOGIE MAN!!!
......actully no that was a joke, I was tagged by JessiKok!
Three names you go by: Stupid head, huimin, Lyra
Three screen names you have had:
-Lyra, huimin-ey, feifeiduck
Three physical things you like about yourself:
-my forefivehead, my eyes, and my outer fuck-ness (yes it is physical, you just can't see it. you can FEEL it though.)
Three physical things you DON'T like about yourself:
-dead straight hair that effs the wrong way, my outer eff-ness, and my 2nd toes are longer han my big toes?
Three parts of your heritage:
- mom, dad, and satan
Three things that scare you:
- NO INTERNET. skank face (scares me shitless), and myself.
Three of your everyday essentials:
-sleep, air, daydreams.
Three things you're wearing right now:
- nothing, nothing and nothing. (none of your business to be knowin about me clothes, thank you very much.)
Three of your favourite bands or musical arts (currently):
-silence (the most beautiful sound ever, if only people knew how to STFU.), Big Bang, and random headbang music.
Three of your favourite songs (right now):
-Look Only At My by Tae
-Whatcha Think About That by PCD. (YESH I KNOW! DON'T NIDDA TELL ME!)
-Breakin Dishes by Rihanna
Three things you want in a relationship:
-telekinetic powers
-sleepy time (no one gets between me and my naps, no one.)
-skittles
Three physical things about the preferred sex that appeals to you:
-Hair. No denying that. I love hair.
-boxers. >_>
-randomness
Three of your hobbies:
-Sleeping
-shitting
-anything.
Three thing you wanna do really badly right now:
-Study finish my geography and history.
-Read finish my Berita Harian newspaper. (I damn hate reading malay. So susah one.)
-get magical powers to heal the ulcer in my THROAT!
Three careers you're considering/considered before:
-psychologist (definitely. No other way to express my fashizzle except this career.)
-ventriloquist
-surgeon (cut people up! =D)
Three places you wanna go on vacation:
-Italy
-Venice
-Amsterdam
Three things you want to do before you die:
-psychologist.
-find a Juicy Couture store and bow down before my god.
-shave my head, AGAIN. Part of it anyways, i want some stripes.
Three ways that you are Stereotypical a girl/guy:
- I think too much. Chicks just think too much.
-Too over emotional sometimes. It pisses me off. Just a teeny tiny bit and I be moody liao.
-I think Megan Fox is hawt hawwwtttt man.
Four people that you would like to see take this quiz now:
- And I shan't spare Susian just cause I can.
- Laizhu. Just cause she's an eff always online.
- hooiping. DETER HER FROM STUDIES SO THE PMR RATE IS LOWER SO WE IMBECILES CAN GET HIGHER GRADES!
-Vivi! She pokes me.
Fuck me.
Xml is annoying and complicating.
Can't blogspot just use html?!
Yes, yes they use html in their classic templates but the new templates have widgets.
So yes, tempt me with your widgets won't you.
Damn you blogspot.
My blog layout is like >__> now. No words to describe. Just imagine me rolling my eyes.
Omg it looks fug. The colours are all wrong. Ah SHIT.
PMR over I redo it la. Plus I did this in like 15 mins nia.
Edit: And DAMN! The maker of the blog layout is Spanish. Great. That's why I couldn't read the codes.
I'm tired.
I'm so damn tired.
From PMR and all that stupid shit.
Just end it now please.
http://www.penangwatch.net/node/3055
Stupid people. >_>
Wtf. Radiation comes from tv, radio, phones, and you bother saying that wifi will kill you? I don't see you dead after using your damn cellphone.
No brainers.
1. The last person to tag you is?
-- Jesshhhiiieeee
2. Your relationship with him/her?
-- She is friend. I am friend. Together we are... FRIENDS! =D
3. Your 5 impression towards him/her?
-- 1. WHY ISN'T SHE ONLINE NOW?!
2. She's a great friend but in serious need of mental help
3. Skittle/candy buddy!
4. Fangirls big bang with me xD
5. umm... has gay brothers? O__o
I suck at explaining in words. >_>
4. The most memorable thing that he/she has ever done for you?
-- Being a friend. Actually not caring that im a pedophile/rapist/psychopath troubled soul is already amazing.
5. The most memorable words that he/she spoke to you?
-- Jesshhhieee: "When I get back I be gettin u SKITTLES!"
Retarded me: =D
6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will..
-- prefer tae. >_> Sorry but yeah. You'll be a great gf though! You won't cheat, that's for sure! Just not enough to replace those hot abs, amazing voice, ... *rambles on about the hotness that is tae*
7. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will..
-- AHHHHHHHHHH *closes ears* LALALALALALALALA NOT LISTENING TO YOU! LALALALALALALALA.
8. If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on..
-- could she grow a dick?
9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is...
-- LALALALALALALA NOT LISTENING TO YOU AGAIN.
10. The most desirable thing to do for him/her is...
-- somehow kidnap lezzy and get lezzy to have a boob tatt for her too.
11. Overall impression towards him/her is...
-- umm... umm... JESHHIIEEE-ISH! =D
12. How do you think the people around you will feel about you?
-- >_> I sometimes have my 'moods'.
13. The character for you for yourself is..
-- I don't get this sentence either. Wrong grammar. *SHUNS*
14. On the contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
-- my 'moods' when I think the world is against me, and my tendency to study at 3am in the morning.
15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
-- MYSELF! I know tae wouldn't want anyone else. =D
16. For the person who cares and likes you, say something about him/her.
-- tae ish hawtt *droolz* lol but seriously, for everyone to care about me, they have the patience of God man. They're all amazing.
17. Ten people to tag.
1. Susian.
2. Hooi Ping
3. Lai Zhu
4. Saras
5. Vivian
6. Claire
7. Kelly
8. JESHIEE! (I know she tag me cant tag her back but PFFFT. LOH HUI MIN DOESN'T FOLLOW RULES! So yeah. Dont need to do it again though jessie)
9. DOMO! (>_> and for those who dont believe he exists, EFF YOU! He does exist! And he also comes as a pillow! =D)
10. Desiree
18. Who is number 2 having a relationship with ?
-- >_> Herself?
19. Is 3 a male or a female ?
-- alien.
20. If number 7 and 10 got together, would that be a good thing ?
-- holy eff on a tree no way.
21. How about 5 and 8?
-- they'd be kinda cute togayther actually xD
22. What is number 1 studying about ?
-- everything that i am studying too.
23. When was the last time you had a chat with them?
-- Bad memory. Don't ask me.
24. Is number 4 single?
-- *shifty eyes* only she knows.
25. Say something about number 2?
-- SMART ASS.
I'm alone. Again. At 3am in the morning. Eating food from yesterday as breakfast.
...And my donut has a very suspicious bite from it gone. Who the hell only eats one bite and then runs off? -__-
Oh god. I have to finish form 3 history in about 2 hours. But I studied half of it already, so I think I can do it.
*sighs* Here we go again.
Another HOLY SHIT ON A STICK blog post about another blog post.
This is from some indian reality show.
First video: Before the ball ripping.
So in this particular episode, Esha yelled against one male contestant. She
slapped him. HE SLAPPED HER BACK. She took it like a man. Meanwhile the whole
entire 65,374 crew members surrounded the male contestant and proceeded to rip
his non-existent balls out while he cried like a bitch.
-From Kennysia.
WTF. Slappin contestants?! Would u get slapped for 4000 bucks?
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Actually I would. XD
But it would take some guts though to get embarassed on live tv and being slapped by some bitch from hell skank and being proved by her to the world that you are a pussy with no balls. Even if got it's the size of mentos.
But seriously woi. Damn scary. O__o
2nd Video: The ball ripping and horror.
All I can say is. WTF.
Friggin scary. I take that back. I don't wanna get slapped. O__O I would've ripped her tits out man. And then maybe you know find out where she lived, dumped her in pit of hell to be raped by godzilla AND kingkong. You know, the usual.
3rd Video: They still continue even though slapped.
1 word: Crazy. =__=
But the guy didn't really think and act by emotion really. He should have taken that one small little slap (girls can't slap hard enough, got manicure), and then sue the panties off the company. NOW THAT, IS SMART.
Omg. -__- Even Gandhi's soul can't rest in peace. Effing degrading show.
(And double omg omg note* I can't stand these indian-english accents. >_> Somehow very annoying. Like australian accents. Yes, yes I'm ethnic-ist. Whatever. I don't like lala accents too, and I'm chinese. )
http://naeboo.liquidblade.com/index.php/2008/09/09/cheeken-crossing/
Wtf is up with people and chickens?
O__o
Oh my god. The epidemic is spreading.
STOP DROP ROLL!!!
EVACUATE BUILDING NOW!!!
I REPEAT, EVACUATE BUILDING NOW!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!111!!!1eleven!!
*runs*
*hits into wall*
*NOTE: I am just high from supper and a 6 day MC. Please pardon my retarded ways.
It's that time of the month again. =(
No la not PMS. =__=
It's the stress...
The 5 cups of coffee, no sleep, staying up all morning and night, and studying.
(That reminds me that I have to study Sejarah. But after opening one page of the textbook and seeing 'SULTAN MANSOR WHATEVER SHAH' I start to feel tulan and I suddenly have the want to puke.)
And how in the world am I supposed to concentrate?! There's a virus in my USB, cats are having sex, and making a lot of noise too, behind my house, my brother is a piss in the throat human who refuses to budge from the computer, and everyone in my family is framing me for all the unwashed cups in the house.
I NEVER USE THE RED CUPS!!! I ONLY USE THE GREEN AND WHITES ONES!!!
But NOOOOOO. Frame me will you just cause I'm the youngest of all you old hags.
-__-
Wa si bek bo syok.