Gay love <3

I love gay men and their music.

Frankmusic



Sam Sparro


(Link to official vid is here. Stupid record companies don't allow youtube embedding.)


Pure blissful POP. =D Never heard such light music in ages man. All this rap/rock/heavy-techno is making me sick.

And totally random but I think Sam Sparro sounds like a black dude singing mo-town.

Guilty Pleasures: Part 1

(Note:I was kinda talking in a different way in this post, was a wee bit drunk. I apologize for any headaches caused.)

Okay my posts are getting boring lately so imma post stuff that are kinda interesting (to me anyways) that I'm checking out now and I'm gonna pimp them. Cause y'know, I only pimp what's hot, and what I check out is alwayyss hottt.

And my list does not contain the usually cheesy teeny booper stuff.
*cough TwilightRobertPattisonJoBrosHannahMontanaStupidShit cough*


Movies. The ones that are already here are in BLUE, the ones not yet here are in RED. Cause you know, blue is cold and old. (Rhyming unintentionally is my hidden talent. And yes, I KID YOU NOT.) Red is warm and coming soon.


1. Marie Antoinette (3/10)



A film about Marie Antoinette, once a queen of England and a woman who was the "most misunderstood and abused" female that ever existed. >_> Pfft. So far I've only seen half the movie on youtube, and yes it is available on youtube, and all I've seen is her living a lavish lifestyle by attending parties, eating decadent french pastries (AND THEY LIKE GETTING FAT. THE ASSES.) and buying millions of bloody shoes.
Millions.
Just imagine Victoria Beckham as a queen and exclude the eating part.



(Macarons, the Oreos of France. Don't be fooled by it's appearance, it's actually really awesome. And you know the french people and their picky-ness. I need to try them out man. Ritz, here I come.)


So far throughout half the movie the only sad thing she has to go through is not getting sex and not getting pregnant. You know, the royal family heir bullshit conspiracies and crap. Well maybe it's too early for me to judge but, I dunno, I think the movie's just okay-okay. The music from the movie is absolute CRAP though. Wtf plays techno at lavish balls?


2. Dorian Gray





Remember Prince Caspian from Narnia? Yeah, that blonde idiot. Well the actor's name is Ben Barnes, and I think you should try to remember it. Even though he once played a crap character in some stupid kid film, he should be given a second chance just cause he looks so bloody handsome in old english-ey clothes.
(And yes I know it's practically impossible not to swoon at guys in old english-ey clothes, *points at Heath from Casanova* but once you see the fat asses from Marie Antoinette, it's not that hard really.)

Well about Dorian Gray. Dorian Gray the film is based on the book The Picture of Dorian Gray. The main theme of the book is about Hedonism, a philosophy which is based on the obsession with the pursuit of pleasure, finding contentment and happiness in all acts that bring about pleasure without caring about the feelings of others nor caring if they are immoral or not. So point blankly, it's aim is GET DRUNK HAVE FUN WOOHOO.
(There are other philosophies on Hedonism, but I'm not gonna bother explain all of that cause it's pretty much sleep-inducing and boring.)

Now, synopsis of the movie. Dorian Gray is a simple normal person until he's swept into some sort of a higher social circle by this Lord Henry person, and like most people would, he got intoxicated by it all and wanted it to last forever. And based on my own interpretation of the trailer which is already as blurry as fuck, the old dude is the devil and wants Dorian's soul. And in return for Dorian's soul, Dorian will get to live forever to attend as many parties as he wants, intoxicate himself into oblivion and last but not least, fuck as many women as he wants.
(Everything in yellow is based on my own views and in no way it is possibly true unless the script writers are as psycho as me. If you wanna know what happens, watch it when it comes out. )


3. Inglourious Basterds





In this movie, Brad Pitt is violent-looking and wearing a military uniform while screaming: "Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps... and I want my scalps!"

Okay, where can I get my tickets? WHERE. D<

Beside Brad Pitt, the main reason I wanna watch this is cause Quentin Tarantino a.k.a sick-ass-fuck-bastard-of-a-crazy-director is the director of the movie. Quentin Tarantino is known for having directed (and produced too, I think) Kill Bill, Planet Terror, Pulp Fiction and all those sick as fuck movies you pussies can't watch.

f-f-fuckkk

Holy shittttttt.

My insomnia is back to haunt me. Maybe, maybe, and MAYBE ONLY I deserve for sleeping at the most random of times these past few days of holidays.

Now the maximum time I can sleep is 4 hours.
And I used to be able to sleep for 16 hours straight.

I am so bloody sleepy but my mind is sooooo active due to the fact that I sleep a lot, just not long enough. Okay I'm not really making sense but I'm ranting here, and rants aren't supposed to make sense.

Yesterday I slept at 5pm. I thought it'd be 3am in the morning or something when I woke up cause I usually sleep about 8 hours or so on a tiring day and yesterday I was as tired as fuck.

Turns out I woke up at 7pm. wtf.



And so I randomly walked around,
played rubik's cube,
baked green tea sponge cake (that failed cause it required the whiping of FIVE eggs until stiff. And y'know, my hand's weak and plus the egg rise so much it was almost spilling out of the bowl.),
find weird recipes to waste my green tea powder on,
and just walked everywhere like a bloody ghost.



And by 3am I wasn't tired enough to sleep. I swore it felt like my mind was overdosing like Heath Ledger.

And so I did one of the most tedious things on the face of the earth. I washed my hair, TWICE.
And conditioned.
And towel dry lightly.
And then bothered to blow dry it. WITH COLD AIR OPTION.

And by then it was 4am. -__- My brain died man. I was just staring at the ceiling for like half an hour and then I was like "FUCK IT!"

So I watched Pushing Daisies on PPS. I like Pushing Daisies. The pies look yummy.
That reminds me, I need to make pies. Maybe I'll make green tea cookies tonight? My oven has totally been working overtime this holiday, especially with my insomnia.
And like bloody hell I only slept at 9am today and then woke up at 12 noon. And I haven't slept since.

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(activated the chinese thingo midway ftw. -_-)

GAH IM GONNA DIE IF I DON'T GET SOME SLEEP.

D8 I'm not making sense anymore. Fuck it I'm gonna swallow some panadol to knock myself out.

...about utube

Go watch Shane Dawson! (link) NOWWW.







I love the fact that's he's so open to cussing. I loooveee people who cuss sometimes (when exaggerating and needed only and not 24/7 like some idiot ah beng) cause people that cuss are usually more open minded and shiz.


Well anyways, he's hilarious. And I think he's better than Nigahiga, recently anyways. Nigahiga's running outta ideas and most other people on youtube are either still boring or I just don't get them.

...like WhatTheBuck. (link) What the fuck is WhatTheBuck saying sometimes? He goes so fast like C.S. Wong that I just stare and don't even have time to register what he's going at.

...and Smosh. (link) WTH MAN I EITHER DON'T GET YOUR JOKES OR THEY JUST AREN'T FUNNY. D<

...NigaHiga's (link) video quality is starting to fuck up. What the heck happened to his old camera?!

and most of all... FRED. (link) JUST STFU PLS. Your voice makes me want to kill a cat.

oh god.

My life is a fucking mess. I do not know what the hell is happening to me but my inspiration, my motivation, my every piece of shit-fucking-will-to-live is absolutely gone.

I may not seem any different in my daily life but god my life is so messy now. I haven't done homework, studying, cleaning and bothering for ages.

I usually always get shit from my hypocritical family but maybe they've just gone too far. I've lost all motivation to care.

I need a holiday and I hope next week passes in a hurry. I desperately need some time to settle my thoughts and get on with my life.


“Life is thickly sown with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to pass quickly through them. The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us.”
-Voltaire


And so, to quickly pass my bloody misfortunes, I will. Fuck this shit. I WILL rearrange my life.

Life Goal

Before I die or become too old to bake, I will, WILL, WILL bake a Matcha, Lemon and Chocolate Opera cake.



Consisting of 5 parts, taking about a whole day to make and absolute hell for me. ='(
But mark my words, I will make you one day.


Recipe and photos from here. (Click it please. The baker is awesome. She could make your tummy grumble in 5 seconds.)

=D

Screw my vegan diet. Nothing gets in between my baking and me.

... Okay maybe not exactly screw it but I'll give myself 1 day of non-vegan-ness.
I used only 1 egg and 80grams of butter! Considerably less than most recipes!
Cakes require more animal killing and this is why I choose bread instead of cakes.

I made wholemeal banana, raisin and honey cinnamon rolls! And the best part was when I could see the honey dripping out of the rolls. *drools*

It took me an hour to knead the dough though cause it's my official first time baking bread without much help at all. (And instructions shouted at me by my mom is not counted. -_- )

Sad part is that after all the work I only made.... 12 rolls. And they turn stale within a day. Now that is sad.

Hope they turn out well though. They're still getting baked and rising beautifully in the oven. 8D


*And after they got out of the oven...*

They're so awesome that I don't mind that I wasted 3 hours on them! <3
Since they're fresh so they're crispy on the outside and soft on the inside. It isn't too sweet with means it's kinda healthy, and the banana and raisins make them sweet naturally.

Cakes can eat my shit (for now), I found a new love in bread.